Tooting Banjo

Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise

I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits

by WoRalyhyde July 23, 2022

Tofting

The act of being smothered (or smothering) under (or with) the buttock cheeks, anus and scrotum / labia of a fellow participant in some sort frothy sex play. Named after Danish Footballer Stig Tofting during his FIFA World Cup outing of 2002 who was a bullish no-nonsense type who's brutalisit appearance suggested he might be partial to a bit of "Tofting" himself.

In practice, the Toftee is positioned under the Tofter's "junk", inserting his or her nose into the rectal cavity, with mouth pressed firmly against the pre-genital fatty tisue. This causes the Toftee to be smothered and starved of oxygen, aiding in the additional practice of erotic asyphixiation.

Subtle variations of Tofting can involve "humiliation" by the controlled release of flatus, "poop games", "clamping" and "stuffing".

Harry and Meghan frequently relaxed by indulging in a spot of Tofting. Megan usually Tofted the young ex-royal, and occasionally added some extra frisson by inviting celebrity friends such as Divine, Sir Elton John, and Butterbean to join in.

Or:

Pats Fan: "Wow, Brandon Moore totally just Tofted Mark Sanchez"

Jets fan: "I hate my life!"

by Cap'n Stevie February 2, 2023

toting the mail

When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.

Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job

by Poeticsirr July 29, 2023

Tooting

When your vaping or as the cool kids would say “tooting on them flavours”

They’re offit them Alfies, Always tooting on them flavours

by anonymous July 15, 2024

Toeing

When you stick your toe into a women Vagina and make her squirt on your foot

Me and my girl had an amazing toeing session last night

by ILOVEHORSECOCK March 9, 2024

Toeking

The painful and unexpected result of stubbing your toe so severely that it leads to inadvertently consuming or inhaling cannabis. It's a bizarre and uncomfortable experience where the agony of stubbing your toe is compounded by the sudden onset of a high.

I was rushing around the room and ended up toeking so hard that I knocked over the bong and accidentally inhaled deeply while clutching my throbbing toe. Talk about a painful high.

by Suttleacees June 12, 2024

Torting

To tort you need two people, one person stands with their legs open while the other person grabs their balls and hangs from them, this causes extreme pain and should be avoided unless you’re brave

Me and jack did torting last night, it hurt so bad but it was worth it

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024