The essence and usefulness of a toaster. Toasterness is like matter, it cannot be created or destroyed; In the theoretical sense the optimal expected outcome of a toaster.
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someone/something that discriminates against a specific type of toaster based on it's looks and parts
๐๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ฒ๐: omg look at this new toaster I just bought!
๐ค๐๐ฒ๐ฅ๐ข: why does it look like that
๐ฅ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ: definitely not a toaster, it's the ugliest thing I have ever seen
๐ค๐๐ฒ๐ฅ๐ข: get out of here right now you ugly weirdly built toaster
๐๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ฒ๐: Can you guys stop being so toasterist!!!
๐ค๐๐ฒ๐ฅ๐ข: why does it look like that
๐ฅ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ: definitely not a toaster, it's the ugliest thing I have ever seen
๐ค๐๐ฒ๐ฅ๐ข: get out of here right now you ugly weirdly built toaster
๐๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ฒ๐: Can you guys stop being so toasterist!!!
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A toaster fucker is usually always apart of the cult mechanicus aka the adeptus mechanicus the cult mechanicus are people that
care for machines and praise the omnissiah a supernatural entity worshipped by the servants of the cult Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe. the reason why they care for machines is because they believe in the machine spirit they believe the machines have feelings if you disrespect the machine spirit it wont work is you care for it and pray for it, it will work , so they think, they say that if you don't believe in the omnissiah or the machine spirit also the Emperor you are counted as a heretic.
A toaster fucker is usually always apart of the cult mechanicus aka the adeptus mechanicus the cult mechanicus are people that
care for machines and praise the omnissiah a supernatural entity worshipped by the servants of the cult Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe. the reason why they care for machines is because they believe in the machine spirit they believe the machines have feelings if you disrespect the machine spirit it wont work is you care for it and pray for it, it will work , so they think, they say that if you don't believe in the omnissiah or the machine spirit also the Emperor you are counted as a heretic.
!Excuse me are you disrespecting that toaster as apart of the adpetus mechanicus you are considered as a heretic!
A toaster fucker is a person who sexuality cares for a toaster.
A toaster fucker is a person who sexuality cares for a toaster.
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From the behavior of The Poe Toaster who replaced his father in 1999. (source: Wikipedia)
From the behavior of The Poe Toaster who replaced his father in 1999. (source: Wikipedia)
"Can you believe Stephanie used her valedictorian speech to talk about God for six minutes? What a Poe Toaster."
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