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Toasterness

The essence and usefulness of a toaster. Toasterness is like matter, it cannot be created or destroyed; In the theoretical sense the optimal expected outcome of a toaster.
Don't worry about borrowing my toaster, you wont use any of the toasterness.
by Hughlauriesmistress October 22, 2009
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Toaster calves

Calf muscles that are as large as toasters.
David pedaled his bike to show off his toaster calves to all the ladies
by Hikergirl April 28, 2020
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toasterist

someone/something that discriminates against a specific type of toaster based on it's looks and parts
๐š๐š๐ฅ๐ข๐ฒ๐š: omg look at this new toaster I just bought!
๐ค๐š๐ฒ๐ฅ๐ข: why does it look like that
๐ฅ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ: definitely not a toaster, it's the ugliest thing I have ever seen
๐ค๐š๐ฒ๐ฅ๐ข: get out of here right now you ugly weirdly built toaster
๐š๐š๐ฅ๐ข๐ฒ๐š: Can you guys stop being so toasterist!!!
by Toasterina Toast April 22, 2021
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Toaster fucker

A toaster fucker is someone who cares for the toaster and sexuality likes toasters
A toaster fucker is usually always apart of the cult mechanicus aka the adeptus mechanicus the cult mechanicus are people that

care for machines and praise the omnissiah a supernatural entity worshipped by the servants of the cult Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe. the reason why they care for machines is because they believe in the machine spirit they believe the machines have feelings if you disrespect the machine spirit it wont work is you care for it and pray for it, it will work , so they think, they say that if you don't believe in the omnissiah or the machine spirit also the Emperor you are counted as a heretic.
!Excuse me are you disrespecting that toaster as apart of the adpetus mechanicus you are considered as a heretic!

A toaster fucker is a person who sexuality cares for a toaster.
by Tech-priest April 20, 2022
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Poe Toaster

An ephithet that may be applied to anyone using a recently acquired rise in status to deliver an innapropriate -- often selfish -- message to an audience that would otherwise be disinterested.

From the behavior of The Poe Toaster who replaced his father in 1999. (source: Wikipedia)
"Can you believe Stephanie used her valedictorian speech to talk about God for six minutes? What a Poe Toaster."
by Tobias Diomead July 11, 2007
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commit toaster fork

A method of committing suicide by sticking a fork into an electric toaster, sending an immense shock through the body and renders the commitant braindead.
Dude: -kills person on roblox-
Person: go commit toaster fork you hacker
by frick_nuggets November 18, 2018
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Battle Toaster

by Mystery_Man1010101 July 1, 2020
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