Tana Mongeau

she got fucked by a toothbrush

tana mongeau: “he fucked me with a toothbrush”

by cum rags December 10, 2019

Tana mongeau

A very religious youtuber that makes great godly story times even though god would disagree with all of them! A very faithful Christian that “ doesn’t “ smoke weed!!! Has Never induced alcoholic beverages under the age of 21 even if she’s 19. Is a psychic yet her manager Jordan thinks it’s all a coincidence .. I think THE FONTE NOT !!!!!! A huge influencer towards everyone 14 and younger!! Most of the younger viewers would age at 9 years of live. She even has a stalker bc they want to be as Christian as she is! Her new song Hefner ( stream it on Spotify, iTunes, and her YouTube channel @tanamongeau ) is all about how god gave her all of these beautiful women in her life for example BELLA NASTY THORNE 🤮

church camp should be more like Tana mongeau

mother Teresa is shook!!

by Snyder’s good girl December 27, 2017

tanassity

The ratio between how tan your ass is compared to how tan the rest of your body is. You want the ratio to be as close to 1:1 as possible.

Dude, hit the beach; your tanassity scares me.

Your tanassity is way too high

Haiku form:
Nice dark tan body
Your Tanassity is high
Chalk white ass and chest

by Isakilla May 5, 2007

Tana

Tana is such an awesome friend. She’ll always be there for you no matter rain or sunshine. If you ever get blessed with the chance of meeting a Tana in your life, don’t ever let her go. She will ALWAYS be in your corner and bring happiness and joy into your life. She loves cat and musicals. Tana is also very knowledgeable on LGBTQ IA+ so feel free to ask her about anything on this topic.

Tana is the best!

by LmaoTanasFriend February 22, 2021

Tana

A girl who wears tight pants to show off the curvurture of her firm shapely behind. Has short razored brown hair and a pair of ginormus knockers that she uses to make her such a great salesperson.

Have you seen Tana? When she walks her tits bounce up and down and up and down and up and down. All the guys want Tana to eat their bananas.

by Aeyrun Sun October 26, 2004

Tanable

The meaning of which a persons skin is able to tan or get darker while being in the sun.

"She is tanable." "My skin is not tanable, because I have fair skin."

by Nicole T.R. August 2, 2006

Tanasia

Has a fat pussy and fat ass and love to fuck

I’ll fuck the shit out Tanasia

by Marty boi January 3, 2019