'the greatest invention in mankind' - Marlen Sittampalam
the stand mixer is literally the most overrated jaunty piece of machinery that exists, they normally cost like 60 quid but some idiots may choose to buy them for more. what is the point, if you have one of these, you are definitely the type of guy to send pictures of it to everyone flexing. People who own stand mixers definitely have maths tutors and fail their ad maths exams at gcse. you are a fat neeklen.
the stand mixer is literally the most overrated jaunty piece of machinery that exists, they normally cost like 60 quid but some idiots may choose to buy them for more. what is the point, if you have one of these, you are definitely the type of guy to send pictures of it to everyone flexing. People who own stand mixers definitely have maths tutors and fail their ad maths exams at gcse. you are a fat neeklen.
by hoesanna69 March 29, 2022
Get the stand mixermug. An often-pursued type of melody in marching band. Several such song shall be repeated, with no new installments each year.
Now, Band, you can play at least TWO notes in these stand-tunes correctly this time. Now, But Da-da-dut!
by BandMan February 7, 2014
Get the Stand-Tunesmug. A popular term amongst non-swimming youths which refers to large bodies of water in which one can touch the ground.
Person A: Geee it's hot today, I'd love to go for a dip!
Person B: You said something about a canal earlier, why don't we go freshen up there?
Person A: Nah man, it's not standing water ...
Person B: You said something about a canal earlier, why don't we go freshen up there?
Person A: Nah man, it's not standing water ...
by chillybang July 25, 2018
Get the Standing watermug. A situation in which a female gives a male head while they are both standing. This may have to be accomplished by the male standing on some sort of furniture. If you are really excited, a male may do this while on stilts. Balance could be an issue.
by KingjamesIV December 27, 2011
Get the Standing Headmug. by Real Nigerian prince November 10, 2017
Get the standing blowjobmug. The embarassing event in a workplace where a process, task or edit, usually involving computers or software, only works when a coworker or supervisor is standing in your "cube" and looking over your shoulder.
by John Arkinson January 31, 2008
Get the cube standmug. When a gang boss wants you dead he may send someone to bring you to his office. The floor will have a plastic sheet over it so that when he shoots you and your body slumps to the floor, no one has to go through the trouble of removing the blood from the floor.
Standing on Plastic has evolved into a general term for someone powerful wanting you dead.
Standing on Plastic has evolved into a general term for someone powerful wanting you dead.
"Oh man, Chavez went crazy when I told him on the phone that I screwed up the vault job! He invited me to his office, I reckon I'm standing on plastic!"
by Wingy July 11, 2006
Get the Standing on Plasticmug.