The process by which one loses all hope for a relationship with a female when the female in question not only friend-zones you, but also declares you to be “like a brother” to her.
Greg: I thought Sally really liked me so I made a move. Then she proceeded to say I was “like a brother

Lionel: Man, that’s rough. Sorry bro, women suck!

Greg: I know she said she’s not interested, but should I hold out hope?

Lionel: Nah man, are you crazy?!! “Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe!”
by Coffee rocks May 27, 2018
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Noun: originating in the French Alps to describe the annual knickerbocker of pro-am British cycling teams.
Could you tie a green ribbon?
Yes. I’ve been on it’s that ain’t half hoot rogue heroes mum tour.
by Thinos February 09, 2025
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Ain’t scared meter

An imaginary inverse meter that measures how scared you are on a level from 0-100. 0 being ain’t scared at all and 100 being as scared as you can possibly be.
Caleb: what was your ain’t scared meter at when you passed the cop doing 20mph over the speed limit?

Derek: My ain’t scared meter never gets over 1. My ain’t scared meter was at 0.
by WiebeWonder June 29, 2022
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Noah ain’t shit

This is a dog 🐶 that is very naughty and never respects his mom, a very baddy behaved child.
“Noah ain’t shit”
by ____.just._.me.____ November 02, 2021
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Ain’t that some shit

A cheeky way to reply when someone states the obvious. A less insulting way to say: “No shit Sherlock” or “Thank you Captain Obvious.”
Brojamin: Bro, she blocked me after I cheated on her
Dudeathan: Ain’t that some shit.
by Invisibilitycloak December 26, 2024
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Promise ain’t getting comm

Some weird black annoying 17 year old discordian thinking she’s getting comm sometime soon
“Promise ain’t getting comm” who is that female anyways
by Kharomani June 14, 2022
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