Gym Therapy

The act of calming down by going to the gym and getting huge.

Ben: I wanna do some backflips, I wanna go ran a marathon.

Chris: You need some gym therapy.

by dreadman11 June 10, 2011

hotel therapy

When a married couple can barely keep it together so they book a hotel every weekend to get away from their kid and just bang.

“They hired another babysitter”
“Yeah i heard there trying out hotel therapy”

by ilymilo November 3, 2019

Bible Therapy

A more crude and barbaric method of removing a ganglion cyst (generally on the wrist) by smashing it with a bible or other large, heavy book. It has been looked upon as one of the more effective methods because they normally do not come back afterward and is more friendly and cost efficient than surgical removal.

I had the doctor remove the ganglion cyst i had with a needle and it came back, so i asked Bob to give me Bible Therapy, and it was gone for good.

by Dantezeal September 29, 2010

robot-therapy

for ageing people in Japan. The therapy is done with the help of a 'partner robot'..if you must ask..that's the future, that's Japan!

Japan:1 America& the West: zip,zilch,zero,nil,nish,nada,naught,nothing..buppkis!

by hytham_hammer July 20, 2008

Unbox Therapy

A big YouTuber who unboxes things and checks out technology for a living, then banks off of it from the views he gets.

Person 1: YO DUDE UNBOX THERAPY JUST UPLOADED A VIDEO
Person 2: Who the hell is that?.... Ooooh my friend told me about him. I heard he's overrated.
Person 1: Nah bro that's PewDiePie that's overrated.
Person 2: Oh yeah. Thanks Jo.

by latrelljennings July 7, 2017

Retail Therapy

it really works! when a girl is bummed out about something, she can go shopping and it makes her feel so so much better

when i had a huge fight with my best friend and he made me really really sad. i asked my mom to take me for some retail therapy
i felt much better

by privacy April 11, 2007

Conversion therapy

A form a brain washing through mild torture thought by ignorant bible bashing fuckwits and some soviets to cure people of being anything other than heterosexual and if possible white or poor or foreign.

Ignorant fuckwit 1: “That f*ggot like men he need conversion therapy !”
THE REST IF THE WORLD: “H can do as he likes. Get out of my sight “

by Dovaquiin June 9, 2018