Skud Missile

Skud missiles are the solid/diarrhea anal rockets that wreak massive havoc on the toilet, leaving trademark skid marks on both the toilet and your ass cheeks. Skud Missiles are dirty and necessitate the sacrifice of many pieces of toilet paper.

Fuck dude, those hot dogs are gonna give me skud missiles.

by Ridiculon July 18, 2007

Meat Missile

Aviation term for skydivers.

That plane is hauling a load of meat missiles.

by jimnms April 29, 2005

Arcane Missile

Drilling your girlfriend, but not blowing your load til' after she's came. Then, right before you're "done", immediately pull out and give her a big blast to the face screaming "CASTING!" and doing the Gnome dance. Afterwards tell her you have a 30 minute cool down.

I casted Arcane Missile on Tiffany last night. Can't say she wasn't satisfied, but I think she was surprised by Insta-Cast. Next time I'll have to go Devotion Aura and cast Seal of Righteousness on her ass.

by Jonathan Snidely, "StQ" January 19, 2011

Jager Missile

You punch a hole in a red bull can like you are going to shotgun it, and then pour out a little red bull. You then fill the can up with jager and shotgun it.

I was wired after doing that jager missile.

by Big.Rick666 May 16, 2009

Beef Missile

the male genetalia

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Morning Missile

the first poop of the day

Oh look, Brian is off to launch his morning missile. Mine's ready too launch to but I'll have to chill until his destruction is over.

by Crunchyness March 12, 2009

Meat missile

N.
Penis; dick; cock; wang; salami; tube steak; johnson; magic wand.

I let her play with my meat missile until it exploded in her mouth.

by jaumbie December 11, 2003