*The following are how girls interpert aspects of the relationship
1. Affection
- If you like her too much, you're needy. If you don't like her enough, you're uninterested.
2. Individuality
- If you disagree with her over things you're passionate about, you're an asshole. If you agree with her to not complicate things, you're whipped.
3. Friends
- If you turn her down to hang with your friends sometimes, you're an asshole (again). If you do too much with her, you're clingy and don't have enough friends.
4. Compliments
- If you don't compliment her well enough, then you think she's ugly. If you compliment her too much, all you want is sex.
5. Sex
- If you want to have sex after the first few dates, you're a sex addict. If you wait until you think she's ready, you're gay.
1. Affection
- If you like her too much, you're needy. If you don't like her enough, you're uninterested.
2. Individuality
- If you disagree with her over things you're passionate about, you're an asshole. If you agree with her to not complicate things, you're whipped.
3. Friends
- If you turn her down to hang with your friends sometimes, you're an asshole (again). If you do too much with her, you're clingy and don't have enough friends.
4. Compliments
- If you don't compliment her well enough, then you think she's ugly. If you compliment her too much, all you want is sex.
5. Sex
- If you want to have sex after the first few dates, you're a sex addict. If you wait until you think she's ready, you're gay.
For these reasons, and many more (MANY more), many men have come to the conclusion that prostitutes are the way to go, rather than being a boyfriend.
by C_a_n_a_d_A February 8, 2009
Get the Being a Boyfriendmug. Usually identifies as a number 1 trades person. Always wearing white sunglasses and drives a jacked up truck. He is just the coolest person and will receive his women by offerings from non worthy opponents.
Hey babe haven't heard from you in awhile call me back when chad is done with you.
Wow man you're pretty good at welding but I know chad and he's the number 1 welder for this area and he's just the coolest fucking guy. Try being a chad
Wow man you're pretty good at welding but I know chad and he's the number 1 welder for this area and he's just the coolest fucking guy. Try being a chad
by Rjred1 December 13, 2019
Get the Being a Chadmug. not listening to music past 2005 and calling all music after 2005 and/or rap after 2005 trash despite never really listening to it.
Person 1: Music these days sucks, back in the 80’s and 90’s are where it’s at
Person 2: What music these days sucks?
Person 1: All of it.
Person 2: Have you listen to modern music ever
Person 1: Only flipping through radio channels. It’s bad so why would I listen to it?
Person 2: Oh I see. You’re being a Justin.
Person 2: What music these days sucks?
Person 1: All of it.
Person 2: Have you listen to modern music ever
Person 1: Only flipping through radio channels. It’s bad so why would I listen to it?
Person 2: Oh I see. You’re being a Justin.
by ScottyDrippen27 December 18, 2021
Get the Being a Justinmug. Dude 1: Hey man was that llello any good?
Dude 2: I AM A FUCKING PANTHER!
Dude 1: So did you go to class?
Dude 2: No, I was too busy being a panther, remember?
Dude 2: I AM A FUCKING PANTHER!
Dude 1: So did you go to class?
Dude 2: No, I was too busy being a panther, remember?
by snail trail March 27, 2010
Get the being a panthermug. This guy crashed the birthday party without a present, ate the food, got wasted and puked all over the rug... What a shitty being.
by Hey, Blinkin September 28, 2011
Get the Shitty beingmug. To get so intoxicated that you literally shit yourself while in the company of all the employees you supervise. To have to be carried out of the house like a newborn baby. At the same time being at least three times the age of everyone else at the party.
Danny: What the fuck is that god awful smell?
Suraj: I think Al is being a bandit
Danny: Jesus... Why the fuck did we get him to take 14 shots of fireball?
Al: M-i-s-s-i-i-s-i-p-i-p
Danny: ..............
Suraj: I think Al is being a bandit
Danny: Jesus... Why the fuck did we get him to take 14 shots of fireball?
Al: M-i-s-s-i-i-s-i-p-i-p
Danny: ..............
by Wednesdayy89 September 10, 2013
Get the being a banditmug. alians
by heiogtakk October 4, 2017
Get the extraterrestrial beingsmug.