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The angry Earl

The angry Earl is a sex practice that describes a male in missionary position on a partner. To fulfil the angry Earl diarrhoea and a boy with down syndrome is required. So the male rocks the hell out of the sex partner while suffering from horrible diarrhoea while the boy with to much chromosomes suddenly enters the room and the male is so shocked that he startles, knock out the sex partner and sprays the boy with diarrhoea fluids. Important! Be sure that your ass points at the door so the boy will scream in disgust and shock. If you can't get the boy screaming than it's not an angry Earl, this is essential.
Man i went to base 2 with my wife and it was fucking awesome. As we went to base 3 Earl walked in on us. In my shock I went up and accidentally slapped my wife to the face which made her fall to the floor and pass out. Earl ran at my and now I realizing that I have to take a shit and in pure shock and horror I sprayed the liquid diarrhoea all over the poor bastard, he began to scream at the top of his lungs...

The angry Earl
by Grenzgaenger69 August 19, 2021
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The Angry Dipper

1. An angry Mexican who hydrodips.

2. He is very sarcastic to trolls.

3. He provides great entertainment for people who are not in their feelings.
The Angry Dipper does hydro dipping for a living.
by Goldnhart March 9, 2022
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The angry jocky

When you are having anal sex from behind. You grab a long tube sock and put it in her mouth, turn on the Lone Ranger Theme song to set the tempo for each thrust.
After we had too much tequila, I done the angry jocky on Sheila.
by Z.A.R. April 30, 2022
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The Angry Unicorn

When a man does the Trojan War Helmet but becomes aroused.
Alex tried to put a Trojan War Helmet on Makenzie but became aroused and she became The Angry Unicorn instead.
by MoonlitObsidian December 13, 2023
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The angry Spartan

The angry Spartan is you and your friends want to tag this chick but all at once you all go into the same hole and yell this is sparta
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The angry Spartan is you and your friends want to tag this check but all at once and now your dick

My brothers collage friends tried this stunt but failed and got stuck in the same hole most definitely the angry spartan
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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The Angry Librarian

You're doing a girl in the library from behind. Her hair tied up, glasses on. Skirt long and pushed up. Right before you nut she wheals around and clamps your cock between the pages of Homer's Odyssey and you cum on her tits.
Man, I went to the library last night and the bitch by the Dewey Decimal system box made me give her The Angry Librarian. I think I nutted on the part where Odysseyus shot that cyclops dude in the eye.
by Schimmel72 May 5, 2025
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The Angry Plumber

The act of violently fucking a copper pipe similarly to a blowjob.
Person 1: "I tried the angry plumber last night."

Person 2: "I heard it's like a blowjob without the hummer."
by DixenormousThePlumber October 27, 2025
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