rug bully

the term used instead of carpet muncher / lesbian, who is a agressive muff diver (usually a woman) who loves gine. if you talk close to this person you can usually smell the sea.

I was picking up on this chick and i realized that she was definetly a rug bully by her softball uniform and the sea gulls circling above.

by Josh gray, monkey, travis March 16, 2008

rug marble

A fat, glistening, throbbing clit hidden deep within a lesbian's unkempt bush.

try as she might, Portia could not find Ellen's elusive rug marble

by Irishslut6969 March 28, 2017

Rebound Rug

The neglected, untamed growth that follows after a long, sexless breakup. The victim has typically forgotten until their pants are lowered in front of their new partner, who is unable to see the tree through the forest.

A.K.A Forest of the Forgotten, Melancholy Mop, Abstinent Overgrowth, Dry Spell Danglies, Loenely Lettuce, Wishful Willows, Leafy Leftovers

Me: "How'd that date go last night?"

Josh: "I forgot to bush whack beforehand, so I rolled out the rebound rug for her."

by Shiposters Anonymous November 18, 2022

Taint rug

The area or patch of hair between ones genitalia and anus region.

While I was muff diving on Heather last night, my tongue ring got caught in her taint rug!

by Cronus29 December 7, 2011

Tit Rug

The pubic hair covering a males pectoral muscles and the surrounding area of his torso.

Famous owners of tit rugs include Tom Selleck, Mike Rowe and Danny DeVito

by Crisco Steve December 5, 2007

Drags a Rug

When something is so rad it sweeps you off your feet.

“Hey, wanna go to Jacob’s house at around 7?”
“Jacob? Hell yeah! That guy drags a rug!”

by .bandy. March 21, 2019

Rub the rug

1. When a girl has cum in her pubes and is cleaning it out.

Alternatively:

2. When someone or yourself plays with the clitoris of a girl with extensive pubic hair.

1.
Elissa: Ah fuck there's cum all over my pussy!
Marcus: It's fine just rub the rug

2.
Victoria: Oh Dave I need you to rub my rug!!
Dave: Wait do u want me to clean the wine stain or make u cum

by rugrubber March 20, 2022