Someone who intends to or has completed an academic piece of work or endeavour by memorising information from a textbook, often leading to a shallow understanding of the topic.
"How did you get an A on the exam?"
"I just went over the textbook until I could recite it"
"You're definitely a textbook monkey"
"I just went over the textbook until I could recite it"
"You're definitely a textbook monkey"
by MFBlu May 2, 2024

I didn't know if she was near her phone or her computer, so I had to textbook her to make sure she got my message.
by je ne sais quoi November 26, 2010

A person that sends text messages that are too long and detailed and require recipient to spend a considerable amount of time reading. Often in response to a very simple and short text
by Robbob11 August 13, 2023

by BIGGGGGGBOYJOHNNNYYY November 9, 2022

A bisexual person who is romantically (sexually, mentally) attracted to both genders in an equal 50/50 way. They neither prefer women nor men more.
“Yeah Becky told me she’s bisexual but would never marry a woman, so I broke things off. I like textbook bisexuals, she’s more of a 70/30 person.”
by Kiki-$3729 June 29, 2022

3 guys doing a recreation of the human centipede
Ayo the fuck u on about cuh saying they aint gay? Those 3 niggas were up all tongue deep in each-others asses human centipede style last night. Thats the textbook definition of gay
by Black Catamite February 15, 2025

When someone gets good grades in school because they have the ability to memorise pages of information, however in real life they’re absolute idiots.
John: “Linda is so clever, she got 92% on her history test”
Abraham: “Nah, she’s just textbook smart. She doesn’t even know how to spell Nickelodeon”
Abraham: “Nah, she’s just textbook smart. She doesn’t even know how to spell Nickelodeon”
by SisiOnTik April 16, 2022
