Textbook Jockey

Someone who knows nothing except what they have learnt in textbooks. They are closed minded insincere and backwards thinking.
Girl 1: How did your therapy session go yesterday?

Guy: It was a waste of time, just another textbook jockey... She was literally reading me questions straight from her computer.
by my mAin Hack June 23, 2016
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Textbook Bitch

1. A man or woman who goes out of their way to exclude a set person from gatherings or parties.

2. A man or woman who makes a point to sleep with everyone else except a set person to leave them out.

3. Worse than a slut because a set person is excluded.
She's a textbook bitch. She sleeps with everyone except me, and makes a point for me to know her sex life.
by SamKSteele February 23, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles.
Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025
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That’s textbook

Something that is so true, you can’t help but say something.
Friend: That girl is so hot
You: that’s textbook dude!!
by mamimunch69 September 05, 2023
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textbook education

Learning something intellectually, as from written or verbal instruction, rather than learning through actual experience.
Although he had received a very thorough textbook education in how to deliver a baby, the intern had no hands-on experience with actual childbirth.
by NW Knows November 16, 2015
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