That’s textbook

Something that is so true, you can’t help but say something.

Friend: That girl is so hot
You: that’s textbook dude!!

by mamimunch69 September 4, 2023

textbook ninja

That lil teacher's pet in class that has basically memorized the whole textbook. Her ego has visible stretch marks and her parents will hunt down your poor teacher just to send her to the top of the class. If she doesn't get her way, then grab some popcorn and gummy bears; watch the drama unfold. Entertaining when you ain't part of it. This lil bitch is literally asking you to choke her. Go ahead. Do it ! Please !

"I give up, the textbook ninja has officially taken over"
"Haha look at the textbook ninja over there, no friend! Makes sense"

by mc!aren_senna May 28, 2021

Textbooking

A person that sends text messages that are too long and detailed and require recipient to spend a considerable amount of time reading. Often in response to a very simple and short text

OMG, Tia is Textbooking me again. Gonna spend my entire night reading her messages.

by Robbob11 August 13, 2023

textbook racism

Its gunship is literally textbook racism

hey do you guys know that fucking shitcan sorc who threw that DB prog? yeah thats textbook racism

by weewooweewooweewooweewoo May 8, 2022

Textbook Monkey

Someone who intends to or has completed an academic piece of work or endeavour by memorising information from a textbook, often leading to a shallow understanding of the topic.

"How did you get an A on the exam?"
"I just went over the textbook until I could recite it"
"You're definitely a textbook monkey"

by MFBlu May 2, 2024

textbook smart

When someone gets good grades in school because they have the ability to memorise pages of information, however in real life they’re absolute idiots.

John: “Linda is so clever, she got 92% on her history test”
Abraham: “Nah, she’s just textbook smart. She doesn’t even know how to spell Nickelodeon”

by SisiOnTik April 16, 2022

textbook

Communicating with someone via text message and Facebook simultaneously.

I didn't know if she was near her phone or her computer, so I had to textbook her to make sure she got my message.

by je ne sais quoi November 26, 2010