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Jew Retard TextBook Dictionary

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by juggmyfagg March 29, 2025
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Buying Textbooks

(adjective) {bahy-iung/tekst-books}
A sadistict torture ritual performed by most colleges and universities upon students. After paying a fortune in money they dont have for tutition, students are required to shell out more for "required reading material" they will never touch because they have the internet. The act of purchasing these books is easily comparible to smacking ones-self in the face with a brick. buying them offline is a know way to ease the pain of buying textbooks, but its still a pain in the a**.
Person 1: "what are you doing"
Person 2: "buying textbooks for school"
Person 1: "use amazon, and heres a brick- it might make things less painful"
by Vanderhouvvven January 16, 2011
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Texbook

Any school textbook that filters reality through a fancifully enthusiastic neo-conservative agenda.
Copping a page from the Iranian Playbook, the Texas Board of Education removed Thomas Jefferson from Texbooks because he believed in the separation of church and state.
by Two Hep Cats March 17, 2010
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Testbook

(těstˌbʊk)

-n

The account you made before you made your permanent Facebook account; the one you used to get a feel of Facebook and to check out people profiles in hopes of being able to view them by meeting the criteria of having an account. Usually named after your alias and does not contain any photos.
Your girlfriend: (casually browsing through your account): It says here under the People You Might Know category that you might know Joe Snuffy. Who's that?

You: Oh, that was just my Testbook. I used it to check out people's profiles before I actually committed to Facebook.

Your girlfriend: Wow, did you "Testbook" me before we met?

You: I plead the Fizzif, bitch!
by Castleheart October 14, 2010
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text book

A place to draw crazy shit on school property, be warned, if u put ur name in, chances are someone will put is a faggot after it.
John wuz here------------> John is a fucking douche bag cunt faggot
-text book
by yourr m0m April 17, 2008
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textbookedly

Jim textbookedly parked his car in the extremely narrow space
by JizzySpunkbubbles September 2, 2012
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textbooks

Euphemism for recreational marijuana; used when you want to have a conversation about weed in front of any audience;
You: Hey man, wanna read some textbooks after class? I just bought 2 pages
Friend: Nice! Let's get all knowledged up
by bassiibear November 22, 2010
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