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testicle sack

a skin sack with some nuts in that bitch.
Wesley Warren Jr. had a 132 pound testicle sack.
by JoJoKarissa April 29, 2014
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Bull Testicles

Where redbull comes from
Bro A: Hey bro, what are you drinking?
Bro B: Redbull bro!
Bro A: Ew, you know it comes from Bull Testicles, right bro?
Bro B: What?
by superior_intellect035 August 7, 2018
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Testiclous lackitious

1) A guy who cheats while still saying he loves you.
2) A guy who is married or in a "committed" relationship and still hits on you.

3) A guy who says he's really interested in you and then has sex with another woman.
4) A guy who leads you on, tells you he has feelings for you and won't end the relationship he is in or begin a relationship with you.
Example 1-
Girl 1: I thought you were going to get with this guy?
Girl 2: I was but it turns out he's a totaly Testiclous lackitious!

Example 2-

Woman 1: So what happened to make you and your husband get a divorce?
Woman 2: I found out he was Testiclous lackitious.
by TerinLu May 1, 2013
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Tropical Testicles

It's complicated; When you cum on or near the hair on your crotch, don't clean it up, and you do not take a shower in a day, you get tropical testicles. This also occurs if you cum, don't clean it up, and engage in exercise. It gets its name by the tell tale sign of this ailment; Hot, humid crotch stink.
Jonathan: Yo dude come check this out!
Michael: No way, I can smell your Tropical Testicles from here!
by ZAAAWMBEEEZ May 29, 2021
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Testicle Illusion

When one believe testicles are protruding or exposed when they are not.
Dude, I thought my left nut was hanging out of a hole in my undies, when I reached down, all was is place, I guess it was just a testicle illusion.
by M.E.A.T October 2, 2020
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Cancer Testicle

A pseudonym used for the company “Lancer Tactical” that make airsoft products. The name came about due to the consistent unreliability of their Airsoft guns.
Lancer tacticals are about as reliable at firing as a Cancer Testicle is at nutting, and they both shoot equally far
by TheeScribe April 30, 2020
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testicle tea

testicle tea is a synonym for semen.
how bout a nice big glass of testicle tea?
by M Chambers December 11, 2006
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