teenager

Teenagers aren't all weed smokers and gangbangers. And for the ones who are thats because the STUPID adult they are living with don't have a cluse and obviously can't raise a child. teenagers are going through the most important period in a persons life. During this Time period you find out who you are and what you can do. You start a real relationship, you get your heart broken and you prepare for the rest of your life...Something most adults haven't thought about yet bacause they too busy getting drunk on their mothers couch to think about any thing else

Adult one: You ain't no good you are just like your father.
Teenager 1: You made me like my father but its best I'm not like you
Adult one: How about you go live with him
Teenager 1: If you had asked him his name I probably could

Adults make their problems out of ours!!!!Thats why we rebell!!!

by lovelytie December 26, 2007

them darned teenagers

what anyone over 30 calls teenagers (i.e. anyone from 13-18). they say it like it's an insult, like people choose to be that age. normally followed by "did it" "stomped on my flowers" "distroyed my life" "shouldn't be driving" "should die" and so on. also used by teens in the everlasting war between teens, kids, and older adults.

55 year old-"them darned teenagers tore up my garden today"
49 year old-"let's go to country buffet and complain about them darned teenagers all day"
55 year old-"what??!!"
49 year old-"LET'S GO TO COUNTRY BUFFET AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM DARNED TEENAGERS ALL DAY"
55 year old-"WHAT???!!!"

by 999666333 May 12, 2007

teenager

A legal and cultural age set in modern America defined to infantilize, pamper, stifle, and enculturate young adults. Historically a development of the clan-phobic American attempt to shunt social constraint of young adults from the family to the educracy. This phenomenon is supported by widely held myths of "adolescent rebellion", which is often paradoxically feared and stimulated by zealous custom. see teenteen

"I got married at 15, so I never really was a teenager."

by Brighid N May 10, 2003

Teenagers

They scar the "living shit" our of Gerard Way

Lyrics: Teenagers scare the living shit out of me. They could care less as long as someone will bleed. So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose.

by Maggz14 December 27, 2013

Teenager

Some one who is ready for the zombie apocalypse but not ready for tomorrows maths quiz

Teenagers are human treated as children but expected to act like adults.

by JustNick1O1 April 9, 2016

Teenager

Ok, learning time.
Being a Teenager myself, I feel I am best qualified to define this word. A teenager is anyone between 13-19. For some reason your brain says "Hey I just turned 13 so it's time to contemplate the universe!" For no reason at all. Each person usually "Discovers themself" at this age. (I discovered I am a Satanist ) and sometimes when you tell people about yourself, they'll say "It's just a phase"It is a time as well where half the time your questions are answered with "Your not old enough" or "Your too old for that"
There are many types of teens. Including but not limited to:
Stereotypical Teen.
•Always on phone
•Rebel
•Lazy
•Dumb
Emo:
•"Ugh..."
•Always "Misunderstood"
•their skin burns when exposed to sunlight
•Similar to an Edgelord.

Edgelord

•usually claims to be a Satanist but uses St. Peter's Cross
• Jokes about shootings and thinks it's ok.
• See douchebag
Average Teen
•The commonly held Teen "Norm" among teens
•Favorite food is usually pizza
•lazy
•food is life
•Always Tired
Punk
•Listens Strictly to Metal
•usually has a Mohawk and leather jacket.
•Rebel
Nerd
•Likes books and video games.
•good grades
•usually the Butt of the joke, especially in "I studied the BlAdE" Memes
Memester
•at least 2 social media profiles filled with memes.

•only talks about memes
•can be but us not always an Edgelord
There are many upsides to being a Teenager! One is you start to learn to drive.
In short being a Teen is just confusion.

I am a Teenager.

by UrbanScribe7 January 17, 2018

Teenager

Someone who posts a definition of their name on Urban Dictionary claiming they are a great boyfriend.

Other terms include teen and adolescent.

Person 1: Did you see what your name is on Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah, a teenager did it.

by YoMommaFarted June 20, 2018