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nasal tampon

A small wad of toilet paper or tissue jammed up one's nose in order to prevent the nose from dripping. Often used against a running nose during a cold or flu, or against a bleeding nose. The nasal tampon protected the nose from damage by eliminating the need for repeated wiping.

Nasal tampons are left in all day, or until full, and are often used inconspicuously, just like the real thing.
Doctor Acula - Well, Andrew, your prostrate is clean, but I need to talk to you about something. Sit down.

Andrew - Oh no, what's up?

Doctor Acula - There seems to be some kind of growth in your nose; we think it might be cancerous. Here, take a look at this X-Ray.

Andrew - Oh, that. That's just my nasal tampon. My nose kept dripping onto my xbox controller.

Doctor Acula - Get out of my office.
by malarky2020 March 29, 2010
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Emotional Tampon

n: A role taken on by the man in a 'just friends' male/female relationship. An emotional tampon is a man who will always be there to provide a woman with the proverbial 'shoulder to cry on' or some other outlet for her to otherwise vent her emotional frustration, problems, and mental unbalance. Ultimately, he becomes the only person for whom this behavior is reserved as nobody else will tolerate it but him.

This Herculean effort is too often never rewarded in any substantial or tangible way (at least not in a way that the man would typically hope for, which is a good skronking session, or at least a BJ), and is typically the only contact between the two parties.
The late comic Sam Kinison (1953-1992) coined the phrase "Emotional Tampon" in his first HBO comedy special "Sam Kinison: Breaking the Rules" in 1987, with this line:

"So you just want to be friends, huh? Yeah, I think I know what that means. I become some kind of 'emotional tampon' you need three or four days out of the month... when no one else will take your f__king bullsh__..."
by Gregory Pius February 18, 2004
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Tampon Call

1) When someone announces that they need to leave to go and change their tampon.
2) Common attention-grabbing excuse.
Kira: Okay guys, I have to leave now to go and change my tampon!
Everybody Else: Wtf?...Tampon Call!
by Earl Annie Edna August 17, 2008
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Tempe Challenge

Hitting the cigar and vape at the same time in Tempe.
Homie just hit the Tempe Challenge down the block and came back destroyed, looney. Tempe challenge got me tripping.
by Jabadoh October 10, 2023
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Princess Teapot

A guy/girl over the internet with delusions of royal grandeur.
"Hey Edd! Hows it going?"
"Hey Princess Teapot!"
by ColinWR2 June 15, 2009
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Tamponsicle

A frozen used tampon, that's eaten like a popsicle.
I eat my girlfriends tamponsicles daily.
by Night makes me jaja November 9, 2010
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Tempdad

A father who, due to being unemployed, takes over the primary caretaker role of his children while still looking for a job.
"The playgroup was filled with a lot of Tempdads today."
by Park Dad February 25, 2010
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