Teebing

Standing outside a crowd of people talking where nobody in the crowd likes you. Pretending to be in the crowd and actually having friends.

We were all talking about the game last night when we noticed that Jimmy was Teebing the fuck out of us. We told his ass to leave.

by JewSlayer666 October 9, 2008

teenser

Half of a shot of alcohol, usually ordered in pairs as a shot split in two. Used to give oneself the false impression they are not drinking all that much.

Let's do shots! Don't worry, Monique, they're teensers, so you'll be fine for work at 6am!

by whatdrink June 20, 2011

The Teens

A way to describe the 2010's decade

Guy: Donald Trump was elected the president of the United States in the teens.

Girl: Wow, the teens took such an awkward turn! What an ass backwards decade!

by ANONULY666 February 25, 2017

Busted Tees

A Really Annoying Advertizement that is always popping up on Urban Dictionary!

Busted Tees = Fail for a advertisement

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 8, 2008

teets

1. When you're too gutless to do something. Like being chicken. The phrase "Do it or you're teets." is commonly used to pressure someone into doing something. It's like a double dare only stronger, because the person unquestionably has to do it, obviously, or they're teets.
2. When you're a lightweight drinker and can't handle your alcohol.

"Play us a song on the guitar!"
"No."
"Do it you're teets."
"Guess I have to then."

"She was vomiting after three."
"Teets."

by Gisborne January 20, 2011

Plays off the front tees

To be homosexual - ie "putts from the rough" is "a little light in the loafers"

Did you see Chris strutting around in his pink FCUK shirt? I think he plays off the front tees.

by Safetyboy February 15, 2006

Dita Von Teese

The hottest and sexiest porn star ever, also Marilyn Manson's girlfriend.

Look! Dita is in the cover of the December 2002 issue of Playboy.

by Jackie November 17, 2003