can't be assed

When you can't be bothered to do something.

Acronym: cba

I can't be assed to do the homework.

Another example:

I couldn't be assed to do the homework.

by igorpleaseshutup November 8, 2020

Don't be so Mayo

A universal phrase that can be used in almost any situation. Usually in response to someone overreacting to something, or when someone does something bad.

"Jim: What the fuck are you doing?! Those are my chips!"
"Kevin: Dude. Don't be so mayo."

*Guy falls off of his skateboard*
"Guy watching: Dude. Don't be so mayo."

by Alcranky May 22, 2010

don't be dog

A phrase used when someone thinks another person is being stingy or unfair.

Jimmy: Hey man, can I burrow two bucks for the bus?

Alex: Nup

Jimmy: Don't be dog!

by Strider X December 9, 2008

Don't be silly wrap your willy

One of the Durex mottos meaning: Put a mother fucking condom on your penis when doing the nasty.

Mark: Hello Sam...
Sam: Hi Mark, I'm gunnar have sex...
Mark: Don't be silly wrap your willy! >:O

by Hoocker August 1, 2012

Don't Be Evil

The informal corporate motto of Google. A business which didn't want to use the motto 'be good.'

Sergey: Don't be evil, let's be really evil.

by r23j2jjfsaljt4qlalfgjasel43512 October 26, 2010

Don't be gentle, It's a rental

abusing the crap out of rental cars

My car was in the shop for repairs for a few days, so the dealer gave me this loaner car to drive. A friend rode with me in the loaner car, asked about it and where my car was, then told me "Don't be gentle, it's a rental." After he told me that, I figured "hey this car's not mine, why treat it like mine?" took his advice and beat the crap out of the rental car

by Dooky808 November 19, 2011

Can't be assed

I really can't be bothered

My friends want to go to out tonight but i can't be assed

by Go_pies May 8, 2018