twofur

The act of snorting 2 oxycodone 30mg pills in one line

Im finna snort this twofur to get pifted my nigga!

by Honkydorie December 5, 2018

twofingermagic

To twofingermagic is to put two fingers, preferably the index and middle finger deep inside ones throat in order to produce a gagging reflex. One can only 'twofingermagic' voluntary, this is producing the gagging reflex without it is nessecary *yet*. You magically avoid being sick and having to vomit after drinking to much sauce.
Once nausiated to the point of vomiting, one can no longer perform twofingermagic, one can only vomit and be miserable about it.

Tycho twofingermagicked after drinking a bottle of wodka and eating a large amount of cheese.

by Gastronanga May 12, 2006

Twos up on a bastard

Two males having sex with one female (when neither are married to the female) which in turn could produce a child.

You go out and a sexy lady catches your eye! Ask your mate "Wanna go twos up on a bastard?" If he says yes try your luck and try and get a dirty threesome

by Mu11y May 1, 2006

Twofer

A Canadian 24 pack of beer.

Hey you hosers were out of beer, someone needs to run to the ALCB and pick up a Twofer.

by Dustin Brown December 28, 2005

twofer

back to back blowjobs without ever releasing the penis from the mouth. can only successfully be performed by people with the skill to gently coddle the penis back into a repeat performance as it is very sensitive in the moments immediately following the initial blowjob

in an effort to please her Homer, Marge decided to give him a twofer. first she gave him a screaming blowjob which started with some salad tossing and ball suckling. Once he had cum, with out ever releasing his penis, she gently tongued his very tender and sensitive penis in a soothing manner and eventually it responded to her oral stimulation which she continued in increasing intensity

until she brought him to yet another screaming climax.

by imnothomer January 9, 2010

Grusome Twosome

Two aliens that are trying to get home, but in the process, enjoy the odd alcoholic beverage and crazy party. Can often be seen walking in fields dressed as bears and walking over motorway bridges, whilst slipping on ice.
They are unable to climb over barbed wire and dont mind being in freezing conditions.

Grusome Twosome - 'Lets see where this little bridge takes us?'

by Misscheeky April 7, 2009

twots

'The word on the street'
Meaning a rumor or something known in the grapevine. Mostly used in the areas around Bledmeer and Benowyc.
or 'The way of the Stams'
A way to refer to gangs who pick on smaller gangs or individuals.
Sometimes used as an affirmative exclamation.

"Hey Jimmy, twots is that you're into cats"
Or
"Who said I hung around bridges all day?"
"Twots"

by Onelith September 1, 2008