Trumping

Taking a Trump is diarrhea, but, when you make it to the toilet, pants halfway down, it goes all over the place and you sit down because you aren't through.

I would've made it to work on time but I was, "trumping," and had to go to the store covered in sh*t to get bleach.

by XXroflcakes May 25, 2017

Trump

A collection of dildos

In Texas, it is illegal to own a trump of dildos greater than six.

by Puppymcfluffy May 7, 2018

Trumping

Tweeting while pooping, preferably in the morning.

I hope that guy washed his hands after trumping.

by NotAPseudonymOrAntonym January 2, 2020

Trumping

1). Saying an outrageous lie.

2). Lying

3). Acting outrageously while lying like a crazy person.

Trumping "You a trumpin son of a bitch!" Trump "Girl, dont you trump to me!" Trumping or to trump "Boy, you be trumpin!"

by BD! March 14, 2018

Trumped

Getting grabbed by the pussy

That drunk guy just trumped me!

by Pandaz4life23 November 15, 2016

Trump

An absolute idiotic senseless selfish ignorant moron, who ignored the good people and followed the bad.

Now because Trump failed to control Corona, we have over 200k deaths.

by JYi2009 October 21, 2020

a trump

A "Trump" is the highlight of an evening when a trump voter jerks you off while you squat and shit in their mouth yelling "MAGNA MUTHERFUCKER MAGNA!!

I took Jenny home last night and found out she voted for Orange Hitler....so I saw the need to pull a trump. Boy was she surprised!

by Taxidrvr May 6, 2018