Steamy Toolbar

The act of licking the ass milk off of a door handle that somebody just ass banged.

Tad and Jonathan got drunk, Tad proceeded to ass bang himself on Johnathan's little brother's door handle and then Jonathan licked off the left over ass milk completing the Steamy Toolbar.

by Rumplstilsken December 13, 2006

tool bag

Someone who is more than simply a tool. So much of a tool in fact, that a mechanic's collection of tools does not contain as many tools as would equal the level of tooldom that a "tool bag" contains. Therefore, their tool level is higher than tool and moves up to "tool bag."

Martin is a tool bag

by cruggina October 27, 2013

Tool-bag

Idiot, someone who is foolish or silly.

"Gee that Chris is a proper tool-bag when he gets pissed!!!'

by Swinggal March 6, 2008

Tool Bag

your fuckin ball sack

"ah shit man i told your girl she had a nice rack, so she kicked me in the tool bag!"

by Kamran Omidi June 20, 2008

toolage

Dumba vershn ov a tool lolzy *g*

"ur a toolage!!!111!1!!"

by Lezzeh January 5, 2005

Tool Bag

Only use this word if you are a tool also. Tools use this word because they think it is cool to combine two common phrases, tool and dirt bag

Tom the tool: HEY TOOL BAG!!! I just pwned you
Normal Ned: Shut the fuck up shit head.
Tom the tool: My sister is gonna jerk me off tonight! I am gonna get so much more action than you ever will

by Tom the Tool October 4, 2006

toolbaggish

Describing a person, place, or thing with qualities of that relating to a toolbag. Emphasis on flambouyant individuals with sloped foreheads and 9 inch salami nipples.

Shawna was being pretty toolbaggish back there in the car. What a bitch.

by Greg K June 26, 2005