too fast

too fast is defined as when your need for speed is overcome by your fear of death

police officer- "don't you think you were driving a little too fast?"

driver- "No officer, i wasn't scared of dying yet."

by farmer_boy_1066 March 15, 2011

too far

when someone has clearly crossed the line, knows it, and says it anyways

when saying too far, the hand gesture for "time out" is often accompanied with it

"dude i have to take the biggest shit"
*everyone goes silent*
"wow..., too far (T)"

by jamisonlabs March 31, 2009

Too baked

When, out partying and/or drinking or in any other large group scenario, you and a friend who just smoked marijuana, and are too high to do anything logical or coherent in conversation or in physical activity, look at each other and say "too-baked.."

Playing beer pong at a party and say something you would only say while baked, and look at your beer pong partner and mutter: "Too baked..."

by itsKV June 13, 2011

too tough

Meaning a lot, or much. Usually used in a negative sense- "not too tough". Also used are "too hard" and "too heavy" with the same implication.

"I ain't feelin this club too tough man..."

"I don't like the way she talking to me too hard bruv"

by Blicks+ammo December 5, 2009

Too-Can-Chu

Means the number "69" in the Chinese language.

Scott: How do you say 69 in Chinese?

Alyssa: Too-Can-Chu

by runforestrun December 24, 2009

Too Deep for Facebook

A phrase that is used when commenting on a facebook status that is simply too deep/depressing/personal to be put into a public status. This phrase is often abbreviated as TDFF.

Status:

"Meet me by the sea again
Past the point the shoreline bends
Where the sand is soft and warm
And hangs upon your golden arm

And time won't move at all
And time won't move at all..."

Comment: "Dude...too deep for facebook"

by Gutzsy May 12, 2011

Too warm

A game where two players have to try turn on the other player. If one player cracks/reacts to the other, s/he loses. The winner gets to do whatever s/he wants to the loser.

Tom challenged Claire to a game of Too Warm last night.

by Badom T November 27, 2011