tl;jo

Means "Too long; jacked off"

When trying to obtain sex from a significant other via text and they take too long to respond, this is the appropriate response when they get back to you.Means "Too long; jacked off"

When trying to obtain sex from a significant other via text and they take too long to respond, this is the appropriate response when they get back to you.

Me: Hey Come over
Her (2 hours later): Hey you still up?
Me: tl;jo

by Johng123 September 5, 2014

TL;DR

From the show, The Loud House or was popularized by The Loud House. TL;DR means 'Too long, didn't read'

1) "Dude! I just posted that long message you wanted to post. Every just TL;DRed you"

2) "Hey did you read my letter?"

" Nope, sorry. TL;DR"

by Letmesleepplease October 6, 2018

tl/tt

tl/tt stands for "too late / too tired," used as an explanation of why one is going, or staying at, home.

That sounds like a lot of fun, but not tonight ... tl/tt.

by Samson Jargonistes December 20, 2019

tl;bd

Too long brain dead

In comparison to tl;dr, this is used when your brain simply can't comprehend.

"Yeah. No. Tl;bd"

by Tornaz December 2, 2021

TL;AC

Stands for: Too Long;Already Came.
It is a term that deals with porn that is too long to fap to.

Dude: "Hey did you check out that porn I told you about?"
Guy: TL;AC

by FireclawGod Anthony April 2, 2011

tl;dr

This is shorthand for:

"Hey guys, look at me, I have nothing to contribute to the discussion, but I'll just let you know how ignorant and stupid I am."

Commonly used on internet forums.

Poster 1: *Tries to initiate a discussion*

Poster 2: tl;dr

Person 1: Hey, here's an idea - if you have nothing to say, don't post!

by Some Guy #999 August 26, 2008

tl;dnr

Stands for: "Too long; did not read." Usually used in response to annoyingly long forum threads and blogs.

Someone's boring post: "blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."

Your smartass response: TL;DNR

by UIowaRugger November 15, 2007