saggy titties

Very droopy, saggy nipples that hang exceedingly lower than the 3rd to last rib.

Ms. Jones has some saggy titties.

by BatonBeater December 16, 2007

pity titties

Breasts shown (in some occasions touched) because of pity for a person.

When Bob's dad died and he lost his job Lisa allowed him to touch her pity titties.

by Sarcalogos January 11, 2009

Jeff's Mom's Titties

Big old beef bags found on suburban moms and what have you. Think sandbags.

Did you see those whoppers? They look like Jeff's Mom's Titties!

by jerkbag donny October 7, 2011

Titties So Big You Gotta House Them

When the titties so ginormous you gotta house them for national safety.

Man 1: Yo, you check out Monique?
Man 2: Yeah Fam, titties so big you gotta house them.

by Rotitterie Chicken November 30, 2018

jungle titties

Breasts like a national geographic tribal woman.

She got some jungle titties

by Boobah September 20, 2013

leedle titties

Extremely small titties that can confortably fit betwixt your thumb and index finger.

"LEEDLE TITTIES" Shouts Bobby and Sam in unison

by Scalzo98 August 31, 2015

mop titties

Breasts so large and hang so low that you could mop the floors while walking around with them.

This place is filthy, and the floors are sticky. We should have Suzy over to clean up with those mop titties of hers.

by Discoinsterno April 19, 2018