The milkman

A man who prefers dating/ hooking up with white women

Have you heard about jordan’s taste in women? i heard he’s The milkman

by R1cobkny March 5, 2023

Naughty Milkman

Typically a man with a gigantic dinosaur penis that is a male escort or male striptease hired to attend a party pretending to be a milkman.

Bro I just found out Mike is a Naughty Milkman every Friday and Saturday he is sent out to strip at private parties.

by PandasPaw November 10, 2022

Milkman

Someone dad leaving them

I didn’t have a dad growing up

Oh so he was a Milkman

by anonymous July 10, 2022

Milkman

The first person to lose in the No-Nut Challenge

"Josh lost the No-Nut Challenge, what a milkman!"

by A Horse With No Name June 15, 2020

Knocking the Milkman out

To masturbate furiously in the morning.

Paul was caught knocking the milkman out by his wife yesterday.

by Myersrum September 6, 2019

waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014