soily swordfight

A soily swordfight is when two men fuck eachother in the ass and get their dicks covered in shit, then slam them together in a fight to the death to assert dominance over the other.

My ex's boyfriend and I ended up having a soily swordfight to assert who is more powerful, fortunately that bastard is now in the earth where he belongs

by Sentient Leg March 16, 2021

SwordFire

A weapon in the Scorpion King, created by dipping a medieval sword's blade in gasoline (or in medieval times) lamp oil and lighting it. If you can't cut anyone with a SwordFire you can still burn huts with it.

Brodan attacked Zoras with his SwordFire, igniting his leather armor and then he stabbed him in the chest.

The idiot on that Break.com video burned his shirt and lost his arm hairs with a SwordFire.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 19, 2007

sword fish

Gods gift to online console gaming

I wish I was as good as sword fish

by Urban Cowboy November 27, 2004

Sword Fish

Online Gaming Legend

sworD fisH just pwned you.

by Elite Wraith November 27, 2004

Swordfishing

sôrd·físh·ing
noun.

a. The act or process of Mijas withdrawing, especially from something hazardous, formidable, or unpleasant by means of combat or coercive power by means of neck snapping and tuck-n-rolling out of a moving vehicle.

The Mijas are proficient in swordfishing.

Needletooth swordfished out of MarcoPolos police trooper.

by Snake Bitch March 2, 2011

Swordfight

1. Two men battle with swords and the loser dies.

2. Two men battle with their dicks.

Person1: Yo, what were you doing in the bathroom?
Person2: Swordfight. My opponent had a big sword.

by Can You Hear The Silence August 22, 2024

Swordfight

its actually not a real swordfight its both of you whipping out your dicks and swinging it at each other

“Yo bro lets have a swordfight”

by zuko10 March 17, 2024