Daylight Savings Mind

Confusion caused by Daylight Savings Time kicking in, resulting in you showing up early or late to a regularly scheduled Sunday event.

Daggumit. I can't believe I arrived an hour early. Must be Daylight Savings Mind.

by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015

shavings

weed particles found in random places and smoked when your desperate.

"Shit son we still have our shavings to smoke!!!!!!"

by kN3AShA April 13, 2007

shaving the book

masturbation

Shaving the book has become a popular pastime in many Western European countries.

by TaibhseTaibhse October 6, 2009

saving bank

when you go with out sex or masturbation for a whole week or 2 weeks in preparation for an optimal size load; usually this is done in hopes of impregnation or just a ridiculously messy facial.

I've been saving bank for this weekends bukkake scene.

by Mr. Bidnasty February 4, 2010

shaving a watermelon

An euphemism of going home.

Jack was shaving a watermelon.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

SWEAVING

SWERVING AND WEAVING AT THE SAME TIME WHILE DRIVING A VEHICLE.

I WAS SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT THAT I SWEAVING WHILE IN Y MUSTANG.

by T-A-Z March 30, 2019

clunker savings

Windfall money garnered from participating in the Clunkers for Cash Program.

Honey, I think that I will take our clunker savings, and build a man cave so I can stay out of your hair when your mom comes over, ok, honey dearest?

by Guido1 August 23, 2009