Surfing the chest

For this action you require 2 friends to come over. You then lie down on the floor, preferably on some plastic sheeting. Then one of your buddies takes a tremendous dump on your chest while blowing off your other Buddie.

Mate I did surfing the chest last night it was messy!!!...

by AZIMAN March 4, 2017

surfing the Hub

Surfing the Hub is what most men do every night. Maybe even twice a day. You unbuckle your belt, you pull your Batman undies down, grab some lotion and tissues, open up PornHub, and search tirelessly for a video that'll do the job.

"Why were you taking so long in there?"
"Oh, sorry I was just surfing the Hub."

by elfrijolito September 20, 2017

spy surfing

Waterboarding, the harsh interrogation technique used by the CIA and other agencies during the War on Terror.

I thought torture was illegal!
Well, if we make it sound enough like surfing, it isn't. Call it spy surfing.

by The Anarchist in the Library May 9, 2009

cop surfing

The practice of following behind a police cruiser or other service vehicle responding to an emergency in order to pass the other people who pull off the road to let them by.

Dude, I was going to get fired if I showed up to work late one more time. Thankfully, cop surfing saved my hide and I was able to make it.

by wstellar August 1, 2010

Nerd Surfing

Nerd Surfing is when someone (not necessarily a nerd) is surfing the internet, opening numerous, (generally informative) web pages. This includes sites such as Wikipedia. The essence behind nerd surfing is when the person sees a link(s) on one page, he/she opens the link 'in a new tab' or 'in a new window' and repeatedly does so until a chain of informative web pages are open all at once. This can often lead to a bizarre number of tabs being open, and can often create somewhat of a snowball effect.

Nerd Surfing is NOT when someone imitates surfing over a pile of upset nerds.

A - "What's that guy doing?"
B - "Oh, he's just nerd surfing the ScienceDaily.com"
A - "Dude...he has SO many tabs open!"
B - "I know right! That's some proper nerd surfing!"

by Dougsta001 September 16, 2010

Queer Surfing

Much like cruising for chicks. Queer Surfing is the act of going out to intentionally meet and possibly take home a queer.

Dude last night I went to the bar and I got so drunk I started Queer Surfing.

by Don Spring with Coco Franklin February 8, 2012

Battle surfing

When a character in an action movie rides something ridiculous in a surfing manner.

"Elephants, barrels, I have no idea why Peter Jackson constantly has Legolas battle surfing"

by Headexpl0dy April 19, 2015