Donald Stumped

Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.

Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?

Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.

Guy 1: Of course he did.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Street Strumpet

Street strumpet is another word for whore, hooker, slut, etc

"Oh my god. Did you hear? Courtney slept with Marina's boyfriend. What a street strumpet."

by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 1, 2023

Street Strumpet

Another word for whore, hooker, slut, trollop, jesabelle,etc .

"Did you hear? She slept with that girls' boyfriend. What a street strumpet."

by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 1, 2023

crumpet strumpet

UK old woman who sits around eating crumpets and flirting excessively online in chatrooms with anyone who will talk to her.

The crumpet strumpet was overly aggressive in chat.

by Goonie's Revenge September 23, 2023

I Stumped My Toe

Hitting your toe so hard that it feels like it is broken off and all is left is a stump.

Damn, I stumped my toe.

by Matilda Boatwright June 2, 2025

Icing Sugar & Strumpets

The act of indulging in cocaine and hookers between the hours of 5am and 11am, but only where requested within that timeframe also.

Cocaine and hookers obtained the night before and resulting activities stretching into the next morning would not fall under this terminology.

Often utilised when in polite company, High society or within earshot of the fairer sex.

“As Petunia is now getting older his good times are resigned to Icing Sugar & Strumpets, so he can still get an early night”.

by Petunia225 July 21, 2020