Stroking

stroking

(verb)
(painfully)
to have a stroke

Synonyms:
OH GOD OH FUCK IM HAVING A STROKE

Examples:
IM STROKING CALL AN AMBULANCEFIWKJENURBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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(verb)
(lustfully)
to stroke a diC-

Synonyms:
BIG GAE, sWeET aSS, COCK IN THE AS-

Examples:

*Wattpad writers*: He gently put his hand on his dick stroking it and biting his ear.
His own ea-

by nice try there idiot August 31, 2019

Weasel Stomping Day

Day for use of large hiking or construction boots and viking helmets, running around stomping weasels, and spreading mayonaisse on the front lawn. Originally featured in 'Robot Chicken'. Do a damn youtube search.

"Aye chap, do you have your boots for Weasel Stomping Day?"

by Kayla Salmon December 20, 2008

Stroking the salami

Synonym for masturbation

"Caught him stroking the salami last night"

by Zaks June 11, 2007

Chuck Storming

The act of blundering into a lamppost or any other erect obstacle at a pace whilst engaged in enthusiastic dialogue and therefore not paying attention.

e.g i)

Dude A: 'Oiiizzooiiizzooi, i just chuck stormed it on the way in here!!1!'

Dude B: 'What a douche.'

Dude C: 'What a douche-fag'

e.g ii)

Bill: 'Hey, look at Henry chuck storming over there.'

Harry: 'God, he's such an attention seeking whore.'

Henry: 'Ooooooh stop. I can't breathe.'

by Shmames Schmulluck May 30, 2009

dick stomping

1) General aloofness and ignorant behavior from an alpha female to any type of male.

2) The act of stomping penis.

3) Denying access to the vagina from the penis by a stomping motion.

I don't know what dick stomping is, but I know its bad; she is just stomping everyone's dick in this bar.

by x_reticent July 6, 2009

cunt stomping

the female equivalent of dick slapping; an act.

Did you see those pussy rails on Kevin's face? His girlfriend must have given him the cunt stomping of a life time.

by anobesesquirrel June 7, 2011

shrooming

To trip on shrooms.

I was frying balls. I shroomed so hard I thought the orange frisbee was a god.

by Tim March 13, 2003