Stressballin'

When you squeeze/grope something in the same way you would a stress ball for the purpose of either de-stressing, or having fun.

"Rune, why do you keep grabbing my ass?"
"No reason in particular, just stressballin'"
"Oh, well stop."
"No thanks"

by TeaCats 👾 June 3, 2023

Nie strasz, nie strasz (bo się zesrasz)

The direct translation from Polish: "don't threaten me, don't threaten me (because you'll shit your pants)"

"Nie strasz, nie strasz (bo się zesrasz)" is a phrase (rhyming in Polish) used often by children in kindergarten. It was also used by president as a response to Russian dictator's aggressive speech in 2022.

by #WojciechWojciech May 14, 2022

Post-traumatic stress boner

Commonly abbreviated PTSB. An erection or extreme sexual arousal following a psychologically traumatizing event.

After torturing detainees in Guantamo, Jim came home with a raging post-traumatic stress boner for Sally.

Jack: Is it strange that, after seeing my parents naked, I got a raging PTSB?
Sue: Yes it is, Jack. You should see a psychiatrist that specializes in PTSB.

by Sam and Zane October 16, 2012

Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.

Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016

Fluctuating Connotative Stress

Fluctuating Connotative Stress refers to the phenomenon of changing the stressed word to change the meaning of a sentence.

"She" doesn’t like him - that specific woman doesn’t like him

She "doesn’t" like him - to confirm she is not interested in him

She doesn’t "like" him - implying that she feels a different emotion towards him

She doesn’t like "him" - indicating she likes someone else

Fluctuating Connotative Stress refers to the phenomenon of changing the stressed word to change the meaning of a sentence.

Created by Jaime Nicolaou, Basree Arif, Ms Erin Mahar

by brokenhandbaby March 15, 2022

stressed depressed lemon zest

Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.

"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."

by EasyPeasyIemonSqueezy October 10, 2019

Post-exam Analysis Stress Syndrome (PASS)

One of the most unproductive form of exam stress. PASS usually occurs the day following an important exam and involves the sufferer analysing and stressing about said exam and all the things they think they got wrong or right, what they could have done better and how well they think they did.
It is usually accompanied by insomnia which usually leads to poor performance in exams that may follow, thus perpetuating further post and pre-exam stress.

person1- oh man, I'm gonna be up all night thinking about that physics paper we just wrote.

person2- yeah, I definitely got question 9.3.1 all wrong...

person1- damn it, Post-exam Analysis Stress Syndrome (PASS) is so pointless!

by raesayhey November 17, 2009