Stobering

Stumbling around as though intoxicated, but completely sober.

Hey, look at John stobering around in the kitchen.

by TheJuuster October 12, 2011

Stoeli

The act of organising lunch but then not turning up to leave for that lunch in conjunction with being completely un-contactable.

We have been Stoelied; He was meant to be here 30 minutes ago for lunch but I've got no idea where he is and his phone is sitting right here.

by mattycas January 30, 2014

Stober

A woman who always looks stoned but is high on her lifestyle , by trying to be sober!

I'm so stober!

by A Petaluma Girl March 8, 2017

stoke boner

A level of excitement, surpassing the level of stoked, verging towards near sexual arousal. Often associated with surfing, and other boardsports.

"It's 6 foot and glassy offshore at the cove today you coming for a rip?"
"Buddy, I got a huge stoke boner, I'd ruin myself financially for one measly left."

or

"If stoke boner persists for over 6 hours, drink 750ml Mountain Dew Code Red"

by UncleEllesmere November 27, 2017

Pumper Stoked

The act of being pumped up and stoked about something at the same time.

After landing the sick 900 Stalefish in the halfpipe I was super Pumper Stoked about it!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

Kelsey stoked

Beyond excited about an idea, adventure, getting laid, basically, anything that you get so giddy over the energy just pours out of you like a volcano spewing words at a high-pitched level of voice.

Originally derived from a waitress in Jay Peak VT that was so stoked on life, that it was instantly contagious and has become the bar for the outdoor community in New England and beyond.

Dude, want to do the Pemi Loop in a day?
Man, I'm like Kelsey stoked on that shit.

by BeaconMountainGoat April 28, 2020

Eric stoker

A shady character who never has money to pay his bills. He is very quick to take a loan or sleep on a pretty girls couch for an indefinite amount of time. His charms will deceive you. heavy drinker is a huge understatement.

“Don’t be an Eric stoker man, pay the electric bill”

“I’m gonna have an Eric stoker breakfast today sir”. Aka (a beer)

by Bird man 72 May 21, 2023