Walking Stool

To refer to somebody as a walking piece of shit.

Who invited this walking stool to the party?

by Cipote August 10, 2020

peri stool

a person that bails out on parties, and is a real nuisance to plan events with because always ends up flaking

"Oh my god never make plans with Angie, she is such a Peri Stool"
"Angie is being such a Peri Stool, she is too busy riding horses to hang out with friends!"

by iamnotaperistool April 21, 2015

Stool Donation

A way to give your shit a meaningful value.

After a stool donation: "Hey, You won't believe. People paid me to eat my shit in pills!" - EWWWW!!!!!

by shitcrap February 17, 2021

King of Stools

Someone who takes a lot of shits.

He's taking another shit? Man, that guy's the king of stools.

by Sethzky October 20, 2008

wooden stool

The act of waking up to your dad and/or brothers morning wood.

Sally woke up to case of wooden stool

by Wooden stool May 12, 2015

stool status

the consistency of your shit

"How is your stool status today?"

by ahymusic October 8, 2017

Stool height

a term that came up before the first presidential debate in 2016. Because Trump has a height advantage over Clinton, they discussed letting her stand on a stool to gain height and lessen Trump's advantage. The idea was dropped when it was realized that she had no advantage, as she can pile stool to greater heights than Trump or anyone alive.

After hearing you talk, my stool height meter is pinned!

by Mickey Bitsko October 3, 2016