Shorts modeled by Utah Jazz guard John Stockton, the NBA's all-time assist leader, in which your balls basically hang down further than your shorts. Usually at least 15 inches above the knee.
Yo, did you see the Stocktons Double-D was frontin on Saturday, man that nillas whack.
Pleasure and jokes derived from another person's poor judgement and misfortune that resulted in death.
The internet collectively developed a strong feeling of stocktonfreude when billionaires imploded on the OceanGate Titan while attempting to visit the Titanic.