Shoemaker stitch

While performing intercourse the male inserts his penis into the pussy for one stroke, then into the anus for one stroke... Repeating as necessary and increasing speed to resemble a sewing machine.

I could only satisfy that bitch with the shoemaker stitch, she won't shit right for a month!

by Randym35 May 14, 2011

virgin stitch

During the process of giving birth, the woman's perineum may be cut to allow for an easier birth. After the baby has been delivered, the cut is stitched back up. It is rumoured that, on the male partner's request an additional stitch is made closest to the vagina to make the vagina tighter when the stitches have healed and intercourse resumes.

Hey Doc, just pop in a virgin stitch will you, or she's gonna have a hole as big as a cow's cunt

by Fixer January 2, 2008

sac-stitch

1. The one-dimensional crease along the scrotum that separates the two testicles. Continues, to turn into the two-dimensional grundle and eventually the three-dimensional anus.

2. Often used as a derogatory term to refer to people that are rank, disgusting, and/or worthless. Can be used interchangeably with "scrotum-crease."

To me, Greg, you are nothing more than a worthless sac-stitch.

by Mike August 6, 2003

Drifter's stitch

A car repair that uses zipties, duct tape, and a drillbit. Usually used for quickly getting back on the road

Dude.. You had to do a drifter's stitch

by MrZain05 December 9, 2017

stitch-counter

Stitch counter is a person at reenactments who is very serious about "historical authenticity". They typically get angry when uniforms are not perfect, or a woman is in uniform. They are harmless, but very damaging to new comers.

That unit is full of stitch-counters

by therealguyguy July 30, 2023

whats the stitch?

Asking whats going on with something or someone else.

Girl says: I met this boy! Her friend says: Whats the stitch? Girl says: We're going out saturday!

by LexiiLoveAKA January 9, 2011

Stitch Up

An Australian term for when someone just barely salvages an otherwise bad situation

Jake "My card wouldn't process when i was paying for a $20 already made Subway meal and the bloke behind the counter was getting real pissed but then Derick paid for it"

Jeff "What a fucking Stitch Up"

by Gzoom December 10, 2018