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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
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Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

Eddie: She was one ugly biatch. I did not want anything to do with her. Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

Jim: Absolutely.
by e_briz August 6, 2008
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slipping the d

Inserting the male genitals into the female's vagina
"Yo son, just slip her the d!"

"How'd things go with her?"..."Oh ya know...I slipped her the d"

"What are you doing?"..."Just slipping the d"
by g-dub crew August 21, 2006
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Sippington City

When you sip too much drank classic and get wavey as fuck.
Brown: Yo nigga I'm gonna have another sip!
Whiteman: Nah dawg you'll go to Sippington City!
by buffapacheprime August 2, 2023
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anti-shipping

(1) The intense opposition of the phenomenon of shipping.
(2) A strong opposition to a particular character pairing.

n. anti-shipper: One who anti-ships.

v. anti-ship: To anti-ship.
(1) After suffering through 700 shipping threads on anime forums, I finally gave into temptation and initiated an anti-shipping campaign. But the shippers bitched so much that those asshat admins banned me for trolling.

(2) Why aren't there more Shinji/Rei anti-shippers? That relationship is wrong on SO many levels.
by Reichu September 26, 2005
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skipping lunch broke

Signifying an intensity of monetary deficiency which makes it difficult to afford lunch esp. at work..
Ammar: Lets go get you a pair of riding shoes from flea.
Faraz: I have 50 bucks on me.. I'm skipping lunch broke
<Ammar has left the conversation>
by qalandre March 19, 2010
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Skipping town

A term used for when a person commits something such as a crime and leaves the vicinity.
Kiowa is skipping town because he killed Gabe.
by Wellimdead December 3, 2018
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