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Step Sis

Something every man/ boy wants in there life to routinely smash
I finally got a step sis!!!
by Ur long lost dad November 6, 2020
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steezo

The system of values or principles by which one lives by. A result of combining one's steelo and steez. The reflection of one's steezo most often arises when he/she is placed in a situation where crucial decisions are required.
Jerry: She's into it.

George: Into what?

Jerry: The menage.

George: That's unbelievable!

Jerry: Oh, it's a scene man.

George: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?

Jerry: What are you talking about? I'm not gonna to do it!

George: You're not doin' it? What do you mean, you're not goin to do it?!

Jerry: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy!

George: Are you crazy?! This is like discovering plutonium...by accident!

Jerry: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting...

As you can see, the orgy scene was not in accordance with Seinfeld's steezo.
by Ryan Jackson April 20, 2007
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stepmom/stepbitch

A bitch who has no job except doing some housework and making the stepson feel like a total piece of shit.
Stepmom: (random bitching)
Stepson: I hate my stepmom/stepbitch
by motherpanda9987 October 27, 2013
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Front Porch Step

Front Porch steppin' it is the action of talking to underage girls in hopes of having sexual activities with them.
"Did you here about Johnny sexting that 14 year old?"
"Dude he's totally front porch steppin' it"
by Luca94 January 7, 2015
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steeze monster

a word for a person so steezy, so clean, and so freaking crispy, that the person becomes a monster. steezin' from head to toe; from the dirty bucks to pomade in the hair.
by sambattles November 30, 2010
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step-whipped

When your friend is totally whipped by his girl, yet it somehow affects you.
YOU: "Bro, let's go get some Chipotle."

BRO: "Yeah! I love Chipotle! Can Mandy come?"

YOU: "Yeah, sure. I guess."

BRO: "Mandy doesn't like Chipotle. She wants KFC, so let's go there instead."

YOU: (To yourself) "Dang. I'm step-whipped."
by RabbiDoom June 22, 2013
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steezics

The science of steez (style with ease) when someone is so stylish without even trying you know they study steezics
"dude, you have been praticing steezics too hard, im getting jealous"
by cleeborpzzzzzzz October 12, 2013
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