Staunch

noun. To steal, rack, pilfer, acquire illegally, borrow without asking and without intention to return.

"Did you see that fucker? He just staunched my phone!"
"Damn, your mates girlfriend is HOT!. Keep her away from me or she is so getting staunched..."

by rckthx August 10, 2006

Staucy

When a girl is lookin fine and/or with that good good

Damn Jamie is lookin Staucy today

by KingEziri August 20, 2016

Staunchy

A way of dress that is more preppy not gauche, the opposite of crunchy

Haley dresses staunchy where as Halle dresses crunchy

by Emile sucks 22 January 17, 2018

Staunch

When someone comes by you or from behind and goes "KSSSSSS!" or "TSSSSSSS" really loud and sharp.

The sound is hard to explain but is easy to do (make a 'k' sound immediately followed with a long (1 second) 's' sound). At the same time you have to sort of quickly lunge your face towards theirs so it scares them more adding to the sound.

Also to make it easier for you, pretend to be talking to someone that is relatively behind the person you are going to staunch so that you will be a tad closer to the staunchee so that they will have less reaction time (they will sometimes have time to see you begin the staunch and start to duck straight away).

If you obviously see them flinch or blink massively then you yell "STAAAUUNCHEEDD!!!" and laugh loud.

Chit : "blahblahblah tom blah-KSSSSSSSS!!"
Staunchee: *mad flinches or something*
Chit: "STAAUUNCHEEDD!!!"

by Sam from NSC February 17, 2009

Rusty Staub

A "pinch-hit" is when you are sneaking out to fuck some skank and ask a buddy to sneak in and be there with your girlfriend/wife in case she wakes up, so that she won't wonder where you are.

A "Rusty Staub" is when its a buddy who hasn't had sex in a while, and he ends up waking her up and fucking her brains out.

Often she'll end up leaving you for him.

"She's she's leaving me bro! Why did you have to go and rusty staub her like that asshole!?"

by bp yo March 29, 2010

stauney

Stauney is a girl. Not an amazingly gorgeous, or talented one. Just an average girl. She believes in dreams, wishes, and love. She falls in love fast and quick, and always regrets it later. She moves on fast from things or people she thinks will end up hurting her in the end. She loves good books, handwritten letters, dandelion fluff, pine and vanilla scents, deep conversations, rainstorms, and song lyrics. Stauneys also love kissing, but they have a constant fear of being inadequate at it. They're afraid of being alone more than anything. They love change. And they love knowing that others feel the same way they do. Best way to make a Stauney happy? Let her know you care. Let her know shes not alone. Talk to her, and let her talk to you. Cause at the end of the day, Stauneys just want to be loved.

Stauney was a happy, but lonely and confused girl.

by woooooowwwwwwww52 December 19, 2013

Staunching

To Staunch

This haapens in many nightclubs especially in Australia and New Zealand, where steroid bloated body builders stand around with their arms crossed and flexed shouldering anyone who walks past.

The music was great last night but those fags kept staunching me everytime I walked past.

by Capt. Beefheart April 15, 2005