stauney

Stauney is a girl. Not an amazingly gorgeous, or talented one. Just an average girl. She believes in dreams, wishes, and love. She falls in love fast and quick, and always regrets it later. She moves on fast from things or people she thinks will end up hurting her in the end. She loves good books, handwritten letters, dandelion fluff, pine and vanilla scents, deep conversations, rainstorms, and song lyrics. Stauneys also love kissing, but they have a constant fear of being inadequate at it. They're afraid of being alone more than anything. They love change. And they love knowing that others feel the same way they do. Best way to make a Stauney happy? Let her know you care. Let her know shes not alone. Talk to her, and let her talk to you. Cause at the end of the day, Stauneys just want to be loved.

Stauney was a happy, but lonely and confused girl.

stauney by woooooowwwwwwww52 December 19, 2013

Stauner (stawner) 

Scottish (Glaswegian) term literally meaning "Stander".

A penile erection

Look at that bawbag oan the danceflair, he's makin' ae right stauner ae himsel

Stauner (stawner) by Barelystanding December 18, 2004

jobby stauner 

When you have a big hard keek pushing on your prostate causing you to get a pure raging jobby stauner.

I just went for a keek and got a jobby stauner

jobby stauner by The one true JQS December 4, 2017

Stasney

Stasney, Stasney, Stasney. There are so many words that could easily describe Stasney but the one that fits the most is: Perfect. Stasney is simply perfect. She has the voice of an angel and will bring out the best in absolutely everything you do. She will hold you and love you like your life is dependent on it. She, however, is so incredibly independent and doesn’t need ANYone but her dog. She’s not just loyal but she is determined to let her significant other that they are loved. Stasney will do whatever it takes to make you smile, but we all know it’s not hard to smile when it comes to her. She will lift your spirits and hold you down for the city. Not to mention, she has the touch of a Goddess and the soul of a Saint. If you’ve found yourself a Stasney, hold on and never let go. She’s one in one quadrillion and that’s only as far as we can see.

Also, it goes without saying that Stasney is the most beautiful person you will ever meet in your entire existence. You may not believe in anything being perfect but when you —- IF you are blessed with the presence of a Stasney, you’ll agree that she’s pretty darn close. If you know a Stasney, chances are she’s your soulmate.

“Dang, did you see Stasney? Literally thought I was looking at an angel!”

“The most beautiful person I’ve ever met in my entire life is Stasney.”

“You’re lucky if you know Stasney.”

“Dude, did you see Stasney’s report card? She’s gorgeous AND smart!”

“When I think about what it feels like to cry happy tears, I think about Stasney.”

“Dude, I love Stasney!”

“Stasney is just phenomenal.”

“Dude, woah. You’re dating Stasney?! Lucky!!!”

“I’ve never met someone as attractive as Stasney.”

Stasney by madtr3v February 19, 2021

shauney 

hottest chick ever, should be dating a jimmy

whoa!!!! Shauney!!!!

shauney by bobyhoreswing November 25, 2013

Stanney 

A weed smoking stoner from Elton.

A stoner.

Stanney by Lawton March 18, 2004

stauncy 

A word for when your feeling fancy

Greta told me that Ashley was being so stauncy.

stauncy by Fay: October 22, 2017