Someone who believes that the government can solve all the problems and inadvertently let the government controls their life rather than people control the government.
Likely to support taxation and welfare states.
Likely to support taxation and welfare states.
Maggie: I think that taxation is sensible.
Gary that one libertarian friend in the group: Yeah we give them trillions of dollar for them to waste on military and foreign conflicts, serving their political interest and economical interest of the few, to waste them in the endless bureaucracy that you ironically paid to take money away from you, to fund inefficient welfare programs, etc you filthy statist scum.
Gary loses his few friends again
Gary that one libertarian friend in the group: Yeah we give them trillions of dollar for them to waste on military and foreign conflicts, serving their political interest and economical interest of the few, to waste them in the endless bureaucracy that you ironically paid to take money away from you, to fund inefficient welfare programs, etc you filthy statist scum.
Gary loses his few friends again
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