Starked

See also: getting dicked, getting fucked, screwed... only worse. "STARKED:" For a person To be totally fucked over, screwed, betrayed, deceived, hurt, injured or all manner of imaginable and seemingly unimaginable wickedness befalls the person, especially when the person has acted with integrity, nobly, honorably, justly, kindly, or just all around was a good person with good intentions acting in a respectable, good way, doing the right thing, despite an inkling that doing the wrong thing would be both easier and probably turn out better for them. Taken from the misfortunes of the Stark family in the Game of thrones TV series, and A Song of Ice and Fire book series.

Some Guy: "My friend, against his better judgement, stopped on the side of the road outside newark in a dangerous area to help an elderly woman who was attempting to change a tire the other day."
Some Other Guy: "yeah? That was nice of him. What happened?"
Some Guy: " after he got down on the ground to change the tire, he realized it wasn't flat, that's when six guys jumped him, broke 17 bones, blinded him, crushed his testicles, stole his wallet, his phone, and his car. Turns out his girlfriend who was with him was sleeping with one of the assailants and gave him directions down this backroom so they could mug him... then they used his ID and keys to go to his house, they looted it and burned it to the ground. His girlfriends missing and... and they don't know if he'll make it... they beat him senseless and hes in the ICU."
Some Other Guy: "oh damn son, he got STARKED yo!!! STARKED fuckin' Hard!"
Some Guy: "totally... he was properly Starked.

by Dustinofftheclassics September 4, 2015

Coffee Stained Water

Weak crappy coffee that you typically get at gas stations and fast food places.

John: This Coffee Stained Water sucks ass!

by LoLCoffee July 20, 2011

cum-stained futon

A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.

Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?

Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.

Jane: Yuck!

by SantoshGeorge March 9, 2008

Ryan Started The Fire

It was always burning since the world was turning! A phrase from The Office US that only true fans will remember.

Dwight: I have a song, ATTENTION EVERYONE, that I would like to sing, that I wrote especially for this occasion, while I was up in the flames. Ready? RYAN STARTED THE FIREEEE! IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLD WAS TURNINGGG!

by 3xcity July 20, 2019

Shit Stained Balls

While sitting in a hard surface such as a wooden chair, tempt fate by cutting a fart and accidentally shit. As a result from the hard surface the shit is forced to the back and front drenching your ball bag in wet play-doh.

Man 1.Dude, last night I went to blow ass and accidentally sharted all over my balls.
Man 2. Damn dude, you had Shit Stained Balls..

by JxHAWK July 28, 2014

cum-stained

cum-stained is how a guy's sheets, underwear, and jockstaps get after he's blown his load on them multiple times.

I like to sniff and wear Matt's , my cadet roomie's, cum-stained underwear and jockstaps -- I even like to sleep on his sheets!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

Staredown Mack

A dude that only looks at a chick he wants, instead of macking her down.

If you holla at a chick, you can't be a staredown mack.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 18, 2005