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Bluenited States

The blue states (the west coast and northeast/upper midwest), which are anything but United with the red states of Jesuslandia.
The Bluenited States are not United with the Red States.
by Author June 29, 2006
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United States of America

Let me describe the USA (the country I live in) from an unbiased viewpoint. Yes, many of us are ignorant, stupid, lazy, and racist. Yes, our government and job market is shit. Much of the accusations are true. However, as an American, I don't appreciate predominantly European people generalizing everybody in my country. I am ashamed at many of the things my countrymen have done throughout history, but it is also a country of equality, where anybody can make something of themself if they work hard enough. Home to some of the greatest musicians, inventors, and scientists of all time. And not to be an ignorant American, but we did help greatly in World War Two. Trying to "hog some glory"? More like winning essential battles, including Normandy (perhaps the most important battle of WWII) with the help of the British and Canadians, of course. Even though Europe was in an enormous state of turmoil, and we helped the Allies greatly, they cannot show gratitude, they can only judge us even more. And let me be perhaps the first in a long while to say: France, thank you for your tremendous help during the Revolution, we wouldn't have won it without you. I write this with the utmost respect for European countries, please respect us a little more, and don't just recognize the bad things about the USA, but the good things as well, as I do.
Englishman: The United States of America is full of ignorant, fat assholes!

Americans: Our country is the best and the Europeans are pessimistic retards!

See? Every country is full of ignorant, moronic people! Find the good in each country and their people, and acknowledge the bad, but don't generalize and discriminate.
by Beatlesman September 30, 2011
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United States of America

The World's Scapegoat.

America's a pretty big place, and its full of all different kinds of people everywhere you go.

We're just a bunch of normal people living in a counrty with a messed up reputation and a mighty big spotlight for a mighty small man.
People will be people, wherever they live.
by wysiwyg March 9, 2007
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Banned in 30 states

Dude 1: Hey, imma have kinky sex with my girl tonight
Dude 2: Man, you can't do that! You know it's banned in 30 states, right?
Dude 1: Aww damn
by Oh my my February 20, 2015
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United States of America

Canada's best friend. Who can kick some serious ass. Who has delicious foods, sexy women and is stereotyped. Like really, c'mon guys every country has their asses, not all Americans are stupid, dumb or mean. There is some pretty decent people in that country. And thats coming from a Canadian!
Tim: United States of America sucks.
Hortons: Tim your a dumb-ass, USA rocks!
by CANADIAN PRIDE April 3, 2010
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snapesession

A fan term denoting an alleged obsession with the character Severus Snape from the Harry Potter Series.
Fan #1: I've kind of got a Snapesession XD
Fan #2: You've been fangirling him that much, huh?
by Zuks January 28, 2008
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Statesboro

The "Graceland" of Georgia; often is thought of as boring by people who probably had no friends or got beat up at late night. Stateboro makes itself home to some of the greatest inventions of the 21st century: Eagle Creek Golf Course, the most miles of dirt roads in Georgia, The Woodin Nikel, Zaxby's, and best of all the damn fine southern girl wearin that little sundress on gameday.

One of the major attractions of Statesboro is Georgia Southern University where they don't discriminate against people who aren't smart. The policy at Georgia Southern is that "you can go here for as long as you want and still be an undergrad, just as long as you look good doing it."

Another thing, everyone here can fight. Usually the ones being dragged out of the bar/party are the ones that come from Athens, Clemson, or Auburn. So bring your dukes when you come, oh and put em up.
"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company...and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2. They're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that...and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!"
-Erk Russell
by Dash S June 10, 2008
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