Stale good

When your chips are slightly stale, but still good enough to eat

"I left these chips out for 5 days, but wouldn't you know it they're stale good!"

by MrMiddles November 14, 2015

Stale Ass Bitch

Stale ass bitch is an insult used mainly towards overly skinny females.

Especially if they like to do alot of shit-talking and can’t defend themselves.

Stale ass bitches are usually pussies.

A) “Shes such a stale ass bitch!”
B) “Who? Valentina?!”
A) “Yeah she's talking all that shit but when I press her she hides behind poles and shit!”
B) “Poles?”
A) “Yeah! Poles! She’s THAT skinny. Not gonna blame her tho, if i were her I’d be pussy too. A fucking breeze might snap her in half if its too harsh.”

by ItsJust.Christina January 23, 2019

Protein Stalactite

n. refers to the mass of seminal fluid suspended from the gullet of a fellatio-performing sexual partner post ejaculation; may also refer to a drippy creampie.

When I was done with Harry's mom, she was left smiling, garnishing a protein stalactite.

by Captain Willie December 14, 2008

staleface

to stare at blankly but in a bitchy way. kinda like the evil eye but not quite,people tend to get pissed or annoyed when you do it though. Its very effective

Jen: Ur so ugly! haha!
Kathy: Was That sposta b a joke?...
Jen: Yeah...kinda
Kathy: *staleface*
Jen: Wow ur a bitch...*walks away*

by HaveNoFearStalefacingHoeIsHere April 7, 2010

Bloody Stalemate

when your period is so bloody it makes your pad stale and crusty.

"Donya's pad is a blasted bloody stalemate!"

by Rebecca Burkawitz February 3, 2013

stale meatloaf

a hard shit thats as firm as it is huge!

Man I had to drop some stale meatloaf just now!

by mooseknuckles October 25, 2002

Stale Text

A text message that is received well after it was sent. This often makes the text pointless and/or no longer applicable.

It is ten o'clock, and I just got a text from Jim saying to meet them at the movies around eight.

Damn, I hate getting stale texts like that!

by djs477 December 29, 2009