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Squirty Bird

The runny poo you get after getting food poisoning from dirty bird (KFC)
Something in that dirty bird has given me the old squirty bird. I’ve been destroying toilets for the past 2 hours…”
by Xx_Daniel December 28, 2023
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squify splify

a badly rolled joint with manky weed inside.
Bomqueque: "Oh mate, that joint was squify splify
by Smack'ead Steve January 11, 2024
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Squirty

A term of endearment for close friends, partners, or family.
This is my Squirty!”
by anonymous July 27, 2024
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Squirty

1- Something so amazing that the only word you can use to describe it is squirty

2- Something so awful and foul that the only word that comes to mind is squirty
Sentence 1: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find.

Sentence 2: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find
by TheSquirty August 21, 2024
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Squirty White Love Piss

Squirty white love piss is a word for a man’s spunk or semen
When you say to your lady, “Let me spread your legs and squirt your belly with my squirty white love piss, whilst my balls whack up against your anal piece”
by DrMogsy February 1, 2026
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Squiffy

Weird in the head before the weird relm
Shes a bit squiffy her
by Gazcoates88 March 19, 2026
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robinsons squirty

It's when you get played with but instead of cumming you pee. But the pee has blood in it and it looks like ribena.
You know that chick Dave brought home last night? She cried in my arms because he had a robinsons squirty. So tragic.
by Sadbananas October 7, 2016
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