squaffie

The pairing (shipping) of Squall/Leon Leonhart and Yuffie Kisaragi in the RPG Kingdom Hearts.

Yuffie + Squall(Leon)= Squaffie

by N.Saito February 20, 2009

Squaffle

A squaffle is an attempt to excrete methane gas out of the anal sphincter in secret. Upon being discovered, if the fart remains unclaimed by said squaffler, it is known as a squaffle.

An assumption that someone farted.

Who squaffled?

Yeah I was with her last night and totally had a squaffle. She is still trying to figure out what that smell was.

Dude, I'm pretty sure my girl squaffled last night.

by Lil popcorn popper June 14, 2016

squiffy

A series of short, loud bursts of flatulents issued from one's buttocks.

When I run on a full stomach of deep fried twinkies I often squiffy.

by Spencer Logan and the F5 March 22, 2003

squief

verb.

after cutting an open wound in somone. Proceding to have sex with the open wound.

"i squiefed my girlfriend. she was not pleased to say the least. good thing she was passed out."

by fort.rouge September 11, 2007

squiffer

Squiffer - A happy young child. A child who is grumpy is said not to be feeling very Squiffy

Parent - "Morning Squiffer ! How Squiffy are you feeling today"

Child - "Quite Squiffy thankyou..."

by Ian Murray June 19, 2008

Squilf

SQUIRREL I'D LIKE TO FUCK. No need for explanation, I know you can all relate.

"Damn, do you see that bushy tail on that plump-ass squirrel? What a squilf!"

by i hate zalman rodkin November 15, 2018

Squiffy

When you pass your finger inbetween your arse cheeks and wipe it on someones upper lip.

i devestated tashas face when i gave her a squiffy.

by DarrylLewis1990 July 1, 2008