The act of getting a guy off by squeezing his dick fromt he outside of his jeans. Perfect compliment to the 'Slack Squidge'.
Dude #1 - How far did she go last night?
Dude #2 - I just got a little Jean Squeeze.
dude #1 - Not bad.
Dude #2 - I just got a little Jean Squeeze.
dude #1 - Not bad.
by Jager Steve October 11, 2007
Get the Jean Squeezemug. Occurs when one feels the need to shit and is unable to find to proper accomodations and turns blue in the face, hence the name "The Blue Squeeze."
by B-money and J-sexy. October 3, 2008
Get the The Blue Squeezemug. A prank involving opening the front of a targets pants, pouring hot water down them, and then grabbing his nuts hard.
by thotpenguin May 2, 2018
Get the Squeezing Teabagmug. A type of potluck party in which groping is encouraged and bringing a side dish is required. Mostly suited for perverts.
"Hey Dave, are you going to Jerry's party tonight?"
"No. It's a Squeeze and Feed. I'm not into that anymore."
"No. It's a Squeeze and Feed. I'm not into that anymore."
by rjwNU1 February 14, 2012
Get the Squeeze and Feedmug. I partied way too hard this weekend. It’s monday and I got the mustard squeeze.
Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.
Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
Get the Mustard Squeezemug. /skwēzˌkāv/
noun: squeeze cave; plural noun: squeeze caves
1.
a name for the location where one takes a poop, an enclosed chamber, typically with three to four walls, in a building or in public.
synonyms: pooper, shitter, crap tank, my office;
noun: squeeze cave; plural noun: squeeze caves
1.
a name for the location where one takes a poop, an enclosed chamber, typically with three to four walls, in a building or in public.
synonyms: pooper, shitter, crap tank, my office;
Shit, Linda, I think we're going to be late since I need to hit up the squeeze cave before we can visit your parents.
by -rm -rf January 7, 2019
Get the squeeze cavemug. The action involuntary squeezing too early when taking a shit. Generally results in a messy cleanup.
I had a clean and easy poop passing, then I accidentally had a premature squeeze resulting in a messy cleanup and using far too much toilet paper.
by NB44 October 4, 2017
Get the Premature Squeezemug.