The Blue Squeeze

Occurs when one feels the need to shit and is unable to find to proper accomodations and turns blue in the face, hence the name "The Blue Squeeze."

John got The Blue Squeeze when he ate chili in his car on his lunch break in an empty parking lot.

by B-money and J-sexy. October 3, 2008

Jean Squeeze

The act of getting a guy off by squeezing his dick fromt he outside of his jeans. Perfect compliment to the 'Slack Squidge'.

Dude #1 - How far did she go last night?
Dude #2 - I just got a little Jean Squeeze.
dude #1 - Not bad.

by Jager Steve October 11, 2007

Squeezing Teabag

A prank involving opening the front of a targets pants, pouring hot water down them, and then grabbing his nuts hard.

Yeah that chav, we gave him a hard squeezing teabag

by thotpenguin May 2, 2018

Mustard Squeeze

Explosive shits. Massive diarrhea rounds that are relentless and unending.

I partied way too hard this weekend. It’s monday and I got the mustard squeeze.

Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Squeeze and Feed

A type of potluck party in which groping is encouraged and bringing a side dish is required. Mostly suited for perverts.

"Hey Dave, are you going to Jerry's party tonight?"

"No. It's a Squeeze and Feed. I'm not into that anymore."

by rjwNU1 February 14, 2012

Squeezing a Muppet

Shitting in different colors.... ex: green, pink, blue, etc.

John: Damn I am squeezing a muppet. I don't even know if that looked normal.

Andy: John, you should visit a doctor about that.

by pookabear July 13, 2011

Premature Squeeze

The action involuntary squeezing too early when taking a shit. Generally results in a messy cleanup.

I had a clean and easy poop passing, then I accidentally had a premature squeeze resulting in a messy cleanup and using far too much toilet paper.

by NB44 October 4, 2017