skurch

dece chick that shows off assets frequently

check out that skurch

by nick332 July 14, 2006

splurch

A Snapple ice tea on the top shelf; requested while pointing at the bottom shelf.

Yo, let me get that splurch.

by babyfatbitchgurl April 5, 2008

sputch

non-specific term used to suggest intimate anatomy or genitalia without overtly identifying the specific area.
Often used for comedic effect.

"He kicked me right in the sputch!"

by Filk March 12, 2010

sturchio

to hook up with a girl.
chick that billy hooked up with.

dude you totally pulled a sturchio

by javier rodriguez October 2, 2007

sputch

sputch: adj. to throw up in/on someones vagina whilst masterbating.

Boy X : Aww man I was so drunk last night, I the girl I took home ended up with a sputch.
Boy Y : Omg I can't believe u sputched that chick, she'll be fishing chunks out for days.

Girl A : If I had to be a lesbian I'd totally sputch everytime.
Girl B : Let's lez out then, I love hot puke on my cunny!

by gommeroids August 22, 2011

Spurschnurkle

(Spur-sh-nir-kull)
A word commonly used to replace crude language. If you want to cuss but can't say it out loud for some reason, (ex: at school or just don't like to swear) then just shout, "SPURSCHNURKLE!!"

Dude 1: Did you study for that big test today?
Dude 2: SPURSCHNURKLE! I forgot!!

by Aero XXX January 26, 2012

Slurching

When something slows down or loses effectiveness due to overuse.

Still functioning, but at reduced efficiency.

I've been reading too much these last couple of weeks, my brain is slurching.

By midnight, the drunk could no longer string two words together, but he managed to slurch his way home.

The engine was making the worst sounds, but we managed to slurch into the garage.

by deth2israel August 26, 2013