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spunk trumpet

When a laydee is felating a lucky gent: just as he thunders past the vinegar strokes and he cums into her mouth, the puffing out of her cheeks at the point of no return is reminiscent of her playing the 'spunk trumpet'
Ee - that ethel everreddy - she's a one for that spunk trumpet
by Leigh August 1, 2003
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spunk-rat

Attractive member of the opposite sex. Usually used with reference to the male.
Daniel Craig is such a spunk-rat!

He's so sexy, he's such a spunk-rat!
by Squameroo May 31, 2007
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Spunk Thief

When you wake up in the middle of the night and your chick (or whoever) is riding your pole without your knowledge or consent. Nice way to wake up but nonetheless that bitch be stealing your nut butter. Damn.
John was always bleary eyed in the morning due to the despicable actions of Rose the dirty spunk thief.
by theburner September 8, 2010
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spunk sucks

an extremely gay person who is making gay sounds 24/7. He even jerks off in his sleep.
spunk sucks was moaning in class today! he was also showing people his dick!
by chickensarefat69 March 7, 2022
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spunk recepticle

Someone who has a whole lot of unprotected sex with the load shot in.
That Wanda, no rubbers ever, doesn't spill a drop, a total spunk recepticle
by Fountain of Knowledge July 22, 2005
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spunk socks

sock in which the male will release a load into and usually hide under his bed.
" mum have you seen my spunk socks? "
by Danny K Johnson June 23, 2006
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Hunk of Spunk

Gorgeous male specimen brimming with testosterone, a real man's man, complete with six pack.
Phwoar!!! Get a load of that hunk of spunk!!
by NatKitty June 10, 2009
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