When a laydee is felating a lucky gent: just as he thunders past the vinegar strokes and he cums into her mouth, the puffing out of her cheeks at the point of no return is reminiscent of her playing the 'spunk trumpet'
by Leigh August 1, 2003

by Squameroo May 31, 2007

When you wake up in the middle of the night and your chick (or whoever) is riding your pole without your knowledge or consent. Nice way to wake up but nonetheless that bitch be stealing your nut butter. Damn.
John was always bleary eyed in the morning due to the despicable actions of Rose the dirty spunk thief.
by theburner September 8, 2010

by chickensarefat69 March 7, 2022

by Fountain of Knowledge July 22, 2005

by Danny K Johnson June 23, 2006

by NatKitty June 10, 2009
