scootch

An especially wet, potent fart that occurs when the fart travels past a stuck log of shit on the way out.

Dude, you need to check your pants after that scootch

by Magius December 18, 2003

Spooch

The female genitalia

My cat licked her spooch

by Rob December 10, 2003

scootch

To be the coolest motherfucker that ever walked the planet.

I am totally scootch.

by Christopher Neeley September 28, 2006

Spotch

To light on fire, or egnite.

Lighting anything on fire
Hey Jon, spotch that doobie up

by CarverO October 16, 2006

Stootch

A bitch that is so stupid, she can't even spell the word:
Stoopid Bitch.

Jess? That Ho's a fuckin' stootch! She asked to suck ma dick for 20 dolla an forgot I din't even pay her last time!

by slitchmaster June 25, 2006

TIK TOK SPLOTCH

It is when you find a GOLD MINE TIK TOK money maker.

The following is given MO of a man dressed as a LITTLE GIRL which identifies him as a VERY BOYISH EFFEMINATE JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL SHITEATER PEDOPHILE who yell tells very valuable information and this * guy is such an ASSH0LE and fucking conceited FAGGOT BITCH " anyway will turn the tables on you but no worries He also will have SEX with any MAN and the former baby stuff and little kids is clear as SUPER FAGGOT and " don't he look it?".

Hey FUCK nothing I can have any control over as I became a TIK TOK SPLOTCH as they can really " laugh all the way to the bank with me " and they can be PARSIMONIOUS ASSHOLES while they go to collect their COOL $10,000.

by INSERT CAREFULLY October 1, 2021

Spotch

To egnite or light on fire

Hey Jon, spotch it up.
Spotch up that doobie.

by Christopher Greening September 24, 2008