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This is a vagina that is smelly in a bad way.
Yo, that bitch had a mad stootch.
or
These dog treats smell like stootch!
Stootch by alxwins September 30, 2014

One Eyed Smootcher 

Male or female who desperately wants everyone to know they are romantically involved with someone, as if they were kissing an individual with one eye open to make sure everyone was watching the romance take place.
It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.
A stinky vagina.

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Uncle Doodle's Angus beefstick stunk for weeks after marinating in Daisy's guano cave. "Spelunking that swampy stoonch was worth the chlamydia", he claims.

Helga's stoonch stunk of fermented herring. I held my breath to eat her naughty, rotten cookie. It didn't taste as foul as it smelled.

When asked about the smell, I told my friends she slept with a wookie and bathed in a squalid barrel of fish filth. It would have been problematic to mention her stoonch. ( ´_ゝ`)

He squirted his chia seeds into her stoonch to start the fermentation process. She said it's 100% Organic.

We assumed the stench was just a wookie eating a whale carcass. We turned the corner and there was Trigglypuff, gobbling baloney with her hogly stoonch.
stoonch by Uncle Doodle August 14, 2016

Stoochie 

A female that has a stinky coochie
Don't fool around with that bitch. Her stoochie is no joke.
Stoochie by OG mc Bob August 16, 2016
Someone who is crusty, musty, and dusty.
That person there is such a stooche.
stooche by Mzolz May 18, 2016

dick and ball skootch 

verb: When you drag your dick and balls real slow across something.
Damnit Jack! Quit doing the dick and ball skootch all over Bud's face.