Comes from german meaning "love for cock". It has changed over the years and is now a slang for a sex position in which the male lies on his back ad the woman on top of him saluting Hitler. If one is called a Spousta, it can also mean that one has an unreal rack. It is meant as a compliment and one should immediately go bang whoever said it.
by Leader of the Agronauts March 9, 2011
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While chatting in a Yahoo chatroom, right in the middle of a conversation Stoneman left without saying goodbye to anyone. Holly said, "I think Stoneman got spoused again."
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When your significant other Verbally scolds you in public among friends, to remind you of your family commitmenst while discussing doing something fun!
"I was talking to Joe today about the cook-out poker game and my wife SPOUSED me to tell me I couldnt!"
by David_Beef_Broth October 6, 2005
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SPOTUS Donald Trump, also known as the Supposed President of the United States, was elected by a minority of the votes cast and an Electoral College that forget their intended purpose.
by D'Gio51 July 31, 2017
Get the spotus mug.This is where your wife will use something in the house and move it to a new location instead of putting it back where it is supposed to go (even though it may have been in that same spot for 10 years). This works with anything in the house, but Tools and flashlights are favorites for most wives.
My tools were in the toolbox, but due to spousal property migration, I can't find a damn thing in its place any more. "Honey, were is my freegin screwdriver?!"
by Frustrated husband December 18, 2009
Get the Spousal Property Migration mug.This is the person you first married. They are whom you practice the act of marriage with. You may or may not get it right and move to another spouse. This applies to all genders and intermingling of genders and not specific to the traditional male / female ideal of marriage.
This is my wife/husband, or as I refer to her/him my practice spouse.
In honor of my Practice Spouse Lorri H!
In honor of my Practice Spouse Lorri H!
by SH21 March 12, 2020
Get the practice spouse mug.The act of ignoring the needs and or wants/desires of your spouse at all costs. To withhold simple things such as compliments or more extreme emotional needs including intimacy.
by Boredwife January 3, 2017
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